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Matthew

He knows more than he thinks, but is not as smart as he proclaims, ever the dramatizer, he likes to exaggerate which leads to inconsistencies in his stories. He is effortlessly handsome, but cute at the same time. And he tries to tell the truth, in the most innocent way possible. Always one for dad jokes and puns, he'll often leave you cringing to yourself, and sometimes his comebacks are on point. He has had an awkward social life, and broken the hearts of many friends and acquaintances. A gamer who never rages, a hiker who is lacking lungs for running, a musician who can't sing(but does so anyway), and a friend who won't leave you alone(both a pro and con).
Texting
Crush: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*proceeds to jump off bridge*
Matthew: *into my arms*
Crush: Cringy ***** lmao
by Kyle_Walker13 December 1, 2021
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Matthew Wickey

Matthew Wickey is a very nice person. Known to be tall and big. He has a great personality and a nice face. He is musically talented and a smart and witty man. He is fun to hang around but his awesomeness can get overwhelming. All in all he is a grate man.
by Bobby bones333 December 2, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is an amazing person who will stun you every chance he gets, he's usually gay or closeted, very rarely will Matthew have a full straight way of life. Overall Matthew will be the best lover you will find and do everything you can not to loose him. Matthew is going to make you feel so good both emotionally nd physically, he's a great friend and overall an amazing person
God I wish I was like Matthew he has such a perfect life and a perfect boyfriend
by Yourmumma8282991 December 3, 2021
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Mattes

Mattes is an German Name and means ,,God's present". The Boy's named Mattes are Smart and very handsome they are everytime when you need them with you.
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They understand when something is wrong with you and help you to chose the right way
They know everything.
They are Beautiful

You: are going sad to school /work and say everything is okay

Mattes: knows that something is wrong with you and help you with your problems
by ♡M♡ December 3, 2021
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Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.
Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.
by MOOSELUMS December 4, 2021
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MattStormTornado

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Derogatory term for that shitty youtuber who went to Boswells
Don’t do a MattStormTornado else you’re gay
by MattST December 5, 2021
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Mattsturbate

A wank so loud you can hear from downstairs. This chorus of pleasure is sung by a tiny willy searching for a wild woman to tame it.
"God... whats that racket coming from upstairs?"

"Don't worry, my housemate is just having a mattsturbate!"
by TOMMY5654 December 6, 2021
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