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Penis

A male exclusive body part. Its wobbly so you should hold it in place while you are taking a piss.
Some random kid drew a picture of a penis in the school bathroom,
mugGet the Penismug.

I found my penis

the discoverey of your penile
by The smallest of the peeps June 17, 2024
mugGet the I found my penismug.

penis

The bump that is the size of an atom on your body
You: Dad what is this bump here

Dad: that is your penis
You: why is it so small 😞😞
by ProfessorBlack69master November 5, 2019
mugGet the penismug.

penis

my penis is very small but produces milk
person 1:last night i was tuggin on my penis and milk came out

person 2:oh did u try it

person 1:yes
by pussymanwithafatweiner March 22, 2022
mugGet the penismug.

penis

a part of the male body
penis
by jameswhite69 June 2, 2022
mugGet the penismug.

Penis buy

Sunning your balls for 15 minutes and then proceeding to buy an asset (presumably bitcoin) by pressing Enter/clicking "Buy" with your penis. Masterbation before/after is optional
Yooo guys I think I'm going to penis buy .01 BTC today
by Satoshi's gardener September 15, 2021
mugGet the Penis buymug.

penie grab

When you grab a males's penis and ballsac in one hand (or 2 but usually with 1) and squeeze. Not hard, but just enough.
Hey son, its time for your birthday penie grab.
by anonymous September 26, 2020
mugGet the penie grabmug.

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