It’s That Time Of the Month

“It’s that time of the month’ whoever said it to you is hinting at that they are horny

John: Im bored, its that time of the month.
Mary: what does that mean
John: “It’s that time of the month’ whoever said it to you is hinting at that they are horny

by I make the truth December 29, 2022

Microwave Time

The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food

Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.

by Somewhat Schizo October 13, 2021

Time Hunting

Drinking, smoking weed, popping thizz, or otherwise getting fucked up and tripping for several hours to several days and losing all sense of time.

Dude I came down off that acid, it was like I was time hunting all night.

by BonneyLakeStoner April 07, 2010

one time tasker

A person who can only focus on one task at a time.

“I am a one time tasker- jazmin”

by Lix.. June 01, 2022

Awais Time

A unit of measurement used by people named Awais in which 1 minute is equivalent to 4 minutes

Person 1: "The guy said he'll be 5 minutes"
Person 2: "Yeah but we need to use awais time"

by Dofrt November 28, 2021

Part Time Pener

A woman who typically flys with other women, but will migrate for an occasional dose of Peter.

Fran - “I don’t know man, I think she only likes chicks.”

Terry - “Nah dude, she just left the bar with Lenny the other night, she’s a part time pener!”

by Gongbanger January 06, 2023

Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 21, 2017