fart vortex

färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.

I always look forward to my fart vortexes after eating sauerkraut and kielbasa.

by Cryosleeping January 31, 2020

Unicorn butt fart

Mmmmmmmmmm

*dies in cod* UniCOrN bUTt fART

by Yesimadethisovercod January 6, 2022

fart

a descriptive word for something that sucks

"the whole albums fart"

by fartontherun September 23, 2019

Fart Dust

When you have to shit, but only a fart come's spraying out yo bootyhole.

I just had to run to the bathroom, only to fucking fart dust.

by Impala_067 February 16, 2021

Fart Fingers

Phalanges filled with hot air smelling of shit used for tapping.

I got a lot of healing from those NFG fart fingers but now I stink to high heaven.

by FFS Hungry Hippo April 16, 2022

Fart Blowing

While receiving a blowjob, you let out a fart. This fart smells so bad, but to make sure the person giving you a blowjob doesn't notice the smell, so you pull your penis out of the person's mouth and ejaculate up their nose.

Yo dude, I let out the nastiest fart last night and I had to do some fart blowing.

by Nickell_Pickell May 18, 2016

Toot and a Fart

the opposite of an arm and a leg. Something very inexpensive and cheap

That prostitute I bought lost night cost me a toot and a fart. Crazy cheap!

by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021