Pulling A Johnson

Pulling a Johnson is when someone you're dating falls off the face of the earth, and resurfaces as a soul/faith eating douche bag.

I can't believe he was all up in my shit and now he's pulling a johnson!

by DJ Snatchums August 28, 2010

Pulling a Cyndi

Pulling a Cyndi is taking people's things with the intentions of borrowing for a short period of time. Pulling a Cyndi can also be defined as only talking to people only when you want their money.

I gave her my shirt yesterday in gym class and she was supposed to give it back to me the next day. It's been 3 months. Way to be pulling a Cyndi.

January 2008: "Hey, Uncle Scott, can I have some money?"

"No."

July 2009: "Hey, Uncle Scott, can I have $8000.00?"

"No."
*never hears from again*

by UncleCash July 23, 2009

Pulling Taffy

Stroking one's cock while watching a webcam or thinking erotic thoughts.

He watched her undress in front of the cam as he was pulling taffy. Saltwater taffy is a candy and an upper-body workout all in one. To give it its light but chewy texture, you’ll be pulling it, and pulling it, and pulling it for up to 15 minutes.

by niccib January 2, 2009

pull an Adrian

When you enter a place or area only briefly, to then quickly leave it.

Hey, we pulled an Adrian at Outlook Bar, we popped in shortly and then popped out.

Hey that girl let me pull an Adrian. She let me pop in quickly, but made me pull back out immediately.

by Tuscan Mule May 22, 2006

Pulling A Lindsay

An expression used when someone does something that is largly frowned upon by the free world. Typically characterized by Lindsay Lohan's disregard for her life, career, and money.

Most commonly associated with people forgetting and looking for justification and an easy way out.

(In a heavy southern accent.)

Chrystal: "Why the fuck didn'chu call me lass nite?"
Tammy: "I was pulling a Lindsay, I got so high I didn't know where the phone was!"
Chrystal: "Crack Whore, I need'd smoks."
Tammy: "You know momma has a problem, I just can't kick the meth."
Chrystal: "Well I'ma get to work cause Reggie says if I'm late again I'ma be fired from the strip club."
Tammy: "Papa Reggie wont fire you, tell him you pulled a Lindsay."

by Dominic M August 1, 2007

pull one

The act of quickly masturbating after having sex with an unattractive woman with the intentions of not getting caught.

After finishing of Shelly I had to pull one because her services were not up to par.

by Realnigga21 April 11, 2015

Pull an Angelica

To give a blow job and socially fuck things over afterwards

chris still hasn't gotten anyone to "Pull an Angelica" on him

by qthg2245 December 9, 2012