soup can penis 

A penis that is short in length but very girthey.

Dddaanngg girl my vagina hurts from all that soup can penis last night!

soup can penis by HandyJ January 25, 2014

Will's penis

The feeling of grass caressing you and gently whispering 'mmmmmmmmmmm'

I was the fields the other day when i tripped, i then started to cry because i felt will's penis all over my face.

Will's penis by Pandasnapz May 29, 2016

your sisters penis 

Almost as good as your moms cock but not quite! It’s more slimy but it’s a little smaller! The one thing though is it’s fatter than your moms cock!

Your sisters penis was so nice last night. Uahhhh

your sisters penis by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 22, 2018

Castle Penis 

This is a penis, that resembles a castle. In some cases, the penis looks SO much like a castle, that normal castle preditors such as Trolls, Orcs, Mutant Nija Warriors, and Dirty Magicians, will attack at site in hopes to take over the castle, and rid it of any prior inhabitants.

Joey, you got a castle penis, you better protect the prince our your through!

Castle Penis by EgonStrangler July 12, 2007

[Cannon Penis]

A large penis that is able to shoot out cannonballs

Ian(from Smosh): "You want more Cannon Penis? We'll give you more cannon penis."

[Cannon Penis] by TheTerrorthatflapsinthenight September 13, 2011

stegasouras penis lenght

the length of my third leg

the size of a large wang

stegasouras penis lenght by kyle seyfert May 13, 2005

raw penis 

1. Ouch
2. Damn, that sucks
3. Use some lube when you jerk it

I have a raw penis...ouch

raw penis by Jezzabelle the 10th January 6, 2008