blue balls

blue balls doesn't like asma :/

blue balls : asma dont read smut it fucks up with ur brain now u read brb as boob

by anonymouspersonlol128278 October 19, 2021

Blue Gloved Santa

A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.

We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).

by DJTruth December 10, 2022

BLUE Patricide 5.0

Killing the old man for his prized zap-electric-BLUE 5.0 liter Ford Mustang so a I could tool around Lansingville/Drydenberg!

The devil BLUE my old man's brains out so I could have his BLUE 5.0 liter Mustang, by definition BLUE Patricide 5.0!

by Matthew John Zappala January 29, 2025

Blue Line Butthurt

When you're so used to taking it up the ass from your oppressors involuntarily any suggestion that they might not be good for you or for society at large makes you start screeching about evil commie muslims eating babies, and looking for a jackboot to lick.

"Bro, did you see that bootlicker get all blue line butthurt?"

by Wypipo whisperer September 8, 2020

blue knees

calling someone a hoe or slut

wow Julia is with another gyy... she must have blue knees.

by jaisnvei November 17, 2019

Blue Bean

Blue bean occurs when the female is aroused and gets stood up for too long. The symptoms of this include: Sadness, anger, a BF (bitch fit), and never wanting to do anything sexual again because the feeling is so overwhelming you just want it to end. :)

Bruh you deadass finished before me? I WILL GET THE BLUE BEAN

by L-ShookBish-L July 29, 2021

Blue

If ur someone who is called blue u are:
Irrelevant

Gay
Have a Small dick

Nonce

Jarring

Hi I’m blue

by Phil macorey November 17, 2019