fuck knife

Male genitalia

Matt stabbed Gennie in her hatchet wound with his fuck knife over and over until the both came. It was during her period so the end result was a mess of blood and cum

by Hank Contos May 8, 2015

Fuck A Hat

Term used to tell people to go "fuck off" or to "go fuck themselves"

Dan: "hey Steve wanna borrow my hat?"

Steve: "what for?"

Dan: "Becuase it looks like you need to go and fuck a hat!"

by Nars Boi! July 23, 2017

please fuck

When you are super horny and desperate and you can't fucking English.

Izzy: Please fuck

Hayley: The fuck no, why?

Izzy: Please...Fuck?

by Saturnz Ass August 7, 2017

Fucking Freddy

Someone who swears every third word.

He said "Did you fucking see that fucking programme on the fucking box last night"? What a Fucking Freddy

by simi cameltopez May 6, 2008

Bundle Fucked

The status of one who subscribes to Television, Telephone, and Internet services from a single company in a "bundle" when said company has a total network crash.

"Man! I had the whole day off just to call my girl, surf the net, and watch Cinemax but Comcast crashed and I was Bundle Fucked all day"!

by Aaron Moe February 21, 2009

Fuck Flappers

Vagina lips that clap.

When a woman squats on the prairie to urinate while the wind blows her fuck flappers and it sounds like she's being applauded.

by REA July 26, 2012

Pepto Fuck

The mood is just right. You splash a few tablespoons of Pepto Bismol on ya dick. You rub it in and say, "yea. oooo gurl you like dat?" The tingling feeling will send you and your partner euphoric feelings in your genitals.

You like when I touch myself?" "I love it. Now splash some of that pink stuff on and come Pepto Fuck me!

by cornclits December 15, 2010