flying red eyed bunny 

A bunny with the amazing biscuit power to go soggy when dipped in tea, now where did i put my toenail's oh no i swallowed one (pretends to cry), how will i get back to my pinaples now wait i can use my bunny wings to fly there and if anyone gets in my way i will kill them with my red lazer eyes, he fly's up but someone throws a spade at him he looks to see who it was but then gets sucked through a planes engines only one person goes to his funeral and that was....... The guy who turns into a curly fry with a tie who likes pork pies and if he dousnt have one within a certain amount of time he die's but beore that he flies onto a rugby pitch and scores a tri but the ref says it dousnt dousnt count because he poked someone in the eye so he flies into the sky and gets shot down and falls into a pig sty and that was the end of (go to start of name)

<look mom it's a flying red eyed bunny
>Theres no such thing son
<Yes there is i hate you!!!!!
>well you were an acident and you came out backwards!!!
<Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<your mean as a jelly bean with cream
>(shoked) =0
<look its the amazing blazing double glazing squad!!!
>Realy (getting exited)
<No

flying red eyed bunny by Theflyingredeyedbunny April 4, 2010

Slut red. 

Scarlet, raspberry red. Delicious and satisfying.

Damn, those raspberries are slut red. Yum, I want some.

Slut red. by cdsl March 2, 2010

Your Knees Are Red

Telling someone that you suck at something. Also used as a sexual reference to a blowjob (Oral sex).

1) "I'm joining the Basketball team" "Dude, Your Knees Are Red, you won't make it" 2)"Hey whose that pretty girl over there?" "Who? Kim? Her Knees Are Red from so many guys she's given head to."

Your Knees Are Red by alex231 May 23, 2011

Product Red 

(Product)Red:
An ingenious attempt to eliminate "the AIDS" virus in Africa made by rock singer Bono and Bobby Shriver. The only known way to eliminate AIDS is to eliminate the host withholding the virus, thus killing the person.

For every RED MOTORAZR or Product Red item you buy, you kill 1 African child with AIDS.

Product Red by Ankisc November 10, 2008

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone whose computer mouse sports a big chrome grille and a pair of "back off" mud flaps.

bubba: why doez yer baseball cap say DEC instead of CAT?
htrn: d00d...RTFM!

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

Little Red Riding Hood 

Upon finishing having sex with your partner you leave their place and proceed to kill and eat their grandmother. Afterwards you lay in waiting in grandmothers clothes for her to visit.

Dude, I got to do the Little Red Riding Hood to this chick last night.

Did she bring a picnic basket of food?
Of course not.

Little Red Riding Hood by The Three Horsemen January 16, 2011

Boston Red Sox 

The worst and most annoying team in the American League, they think they're tight because they beat the Yankees in '04 but hey, let's look at who has more rings, more pennants, more MVP's, more HOF's, more history, and a better payroll, plus, more well shaved!

Q: Why did The Boston Red Sox build seats over the Green Monster?
A: So Bucky Dent could find his home run balls.

Boston Red Sox by Tigersfan09 June 6, 2009