Oatmeal Kid

one who's physical appearance may be hot, but is actually boring as all hell and nobody really likes them. Even if they may be good for your heart but dear god at what cost??

Yeah, I would have gone out with him, but under that hunkieness he's just another oatmeal kid.

by I want to actually die April 3, 2017

disco kid

A child that is conceived in a restroom stall of a 3rd world country nightclub/rave/discotecque. Mother was intoxicated, Father is always unknown. A disco kid will be either a disco dancing whore or a walking sperm bank of a douche.

A feminazi whore had the audacity to name her disco kid after me without asking.

by GoReN April 28, 2016

wing kid

When you use your children's cuteness to seduce unsuspecting Girls

My wing kid is the only reason she agreed to go out with me.

by Foxy Mack's seedy Uncle September 18, 2016

Baby-Kid

A suitable substitute for the word toddler when you are a halfwhit who can't think of the word toddler when it is most needed, such as in a conversation about Buckcherry's frontman Josh Todd.

Me: No he (Josh Todd) is married and has kids, sex wasn't the reason behind the new Gretchen Wilson/Buckcherry song.

Her: He has kids?

Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.

Her: A toddler?

Me: ....yeah.

Her: Dumbass.

by Baby-Kidder September 8, 2016

Kids Dubbed Different

People who are not swayed over by anything, they do not follow trends they start trends, they have never been the ones to be boxed up, they are divergents by nature, jacks of all traits and they are always trying to make a difference, may look weak but they are strong in the mind

Look at them looking all weird and stuff, they are probably kids dubbed different

by Kid Different August 22, 2016

nice lid kid

Nice hat

That is a nice lid kid

by Breadmama August 21, 2016

Bye kid

Wanna be ganster who tries to get attention and thinks there better than ever one .

Rekt ..."bye kid"

by Anythony July 17, 2016