pocket penis 

A pocket penis is when your dick is bigger than an elephants nose and can potentially crawl out of you pants pocket.

Damn i saw Jack walkin around with what looked like a pocket penis!

pocket penis by jiggernuggen February 5, 2014

cheesy penis 

When you are trying to get wip cream but you accidentally grab spray cheese and spray it on your dick to make things kinky

So Steve accidentally grabbed the spray cheese least night instead of wip cream, it tasted hecka nastttty.

He gave that cheesy penis...

cheesy penis by saggytaco March 12, 2015

Small penis 

A guy named Dawson

Tries to stick it in Hannah but she doesn't like small penis

Small penis by Connor mcvoy August 3, 2016

Pencil Penis 

Ultra thin penis. Very long with sharp edge. But so then that if you bend it enough it will break.

Girl: how's your penis?
Joe: I have a pencil penis!
Girl: screw me now

Pencil Penis by Mat rob November 25, 2016

Potato penis 

Dictator

Our new president is acting like a potato penis.

Potato penis by CrazyGoatLady January 24, 2017

duck penis 

To twist a mans erect penis in a corkscrew motion until he orgasms using both hands with only the head inserted in the twisters mouth. Similar to wringing a wet towel with both hands.

She gave him a duck penis and he immediately shot his load.

duck penis by T S D c February 5, 2017

lil penis 

gangsta way of saying little dick

person1: yo homeboy you got a lil penis
person2: shut the fuck up (pulls glock)
person3:(continues giving head to person1)

lil penis by obama 36 69 21 11 June 22, 2019