No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.

" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."

by John Micsott March 25, 2019

Luka Dylan John Jarvis

Shorter than a hagenisse

Luka Dylan John Jarvis

by SNobben33 April 1, 2019

tom aka john cena

a guy who could be the step-dad you dont like who looks like a tom

"leave me the fuck alone tom! john cena bitch, you're not even my real dad!"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"

by eyvse April 10, 2019

Pulling a John

When you are madly in love with underage girls

Wow! Did you see Nathan out here pulling a John!

by deathbat1234 June 10, 2019

Savanna St.John

The best cousin there is, She will always be there for you. She understands everything, Especially personal problems. She makes you laugh even when she can get annoying. She is the biggest Crackhead there is especially when shes around people she loves. No matter what you do she will always forgive you. She loves animals so much.

Paulina: Oh last night Savanna St.John was so annoying but she made me laugh so hard

by ooooooppppppppppp October 22, 2019

That’s on John

instead of “thats the tea”

i can’t stand Alan and that’s on john

by wxrcrxmes January 2, 2020

Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020