When a girl drinks a lot of Sunny D right before a blowjoclub, and she vomits it up out of her nose onto your dick.
Last night, Chandra drank so much Sunny D, I had to get a glowing. That Sunny Dick took all night to clean up.
by JohnnyCockRocket February 18, 2017
Get the sunny dickmug. by pss121 March 22, 2009
Get the dick-teethmug. 1. When a man is convinced he has fucked the living shit out of his partner, and he/she usually tells him he/she loves him shortly after. When a sex partner screams during sex as though they were being murdered.
2. After a man has sex with a woman on her period and his penis is covered in blood and resembles a murder weapon.
2. After a man has sex with a woman on her period and his penis is covered in blood and resembles a murder weapon.
by Chester Steaknife September 2, 2012
Get the Murder Dickmug. dookie dick is what happens to your dick when you have butt sex with a dirty butt.
Easily diagnosed by tell tale "dookie ring" around the tip of ones wang.
In some prisons considered to be a rite of passage in the corrections system.
Easily diagnosed by tell tale "dookie ring" around the tip of ones wang.
In some prisons considered to be a rite of passage in the corrections system.
"My boi Earl done got his dookie dick last night, been makin people smell it all morning."
Jethroe: You been plungin buns bro?
Earl: Yeah why?
Jethroe: I can smell your dookie dick from across the room...
Jethroe: You been plungin buns bro?
Earl: Yeah why?
Jethroe: I can smell your dookie dick from across the room...
by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014
Get the dookie dickmug. The small hole at the end of your uncircumcised penis which allows both piss and semen to shoot out at high velocities, in a similar fashion to a fire hose.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015
Get the Dick Nozzlemug. Broccoli Dick is rumored to be an extremely rare medical condition affecting the soft tissue that makes up the head of the human penis. The condition results in the erect penis resembling a stalk of broccoli. The only doctor to document cases is a Dr. Antonio Broccolini, known to his peers simply as Doc Broc. It is these two facts that likely contributed to the common name of the condition.
While the causes of the condition are not totally understood, Doc Broc has offered the most commonly accepted theory on its origins. Physiologically, it is very similar to cauliflower ear, in which rough treatment or trauma to the ear causes a swelling and deformation. Extremely rough treatment or disregard for the well being of an erect penis will eventually cause Broccoli dick. Fibrous and fatty tissues are deposited at the head of the penis during the healing process. While no photographs have been found to date, the resemblance to a stalk of broccoli is said to be remarkable. Extreme alcohol abuse is a factor in 96% of cases as well.
It is also curious that the vast majority of cases are in the North Georgia area after long weekends at a lake house. Claims that there is a parasitic or viral cause have not been substantiated. Doc Broc has attributed the connection to the culture of reckless abandon and alcohol abuse in the region, and the physical toll a prolonged weekend can take on particularly irresponsible males.
The condition is considered a badge of honor.
While the causes of the condition are not totally understood, Doc Broc has offered the most commonly accepted theory on its origins. Physiologically, it is very similar to cauliflower ear, in which rough treatment or trauma to the ear causes a swelling and deformation. Extremely rough treatment or disregard for the well being of an erect penis will eventually cause Broccoli dick. Fibrous and fatty tissues are deposited at the head of the penis during the healing process. While no photographs have been found to date, the resemblance to a stalk of broccoli is said to be remarkable. Extreme alcohol abuse is a factor in 96% of cases as well.
It is also curious that the vast majority of cases are in the North Georgia area after long weekends at a lake house. Claims that there is a parasitic or viral cause have not been substantiated. Doc Broc has attributed the connection to the culture of reckless abandon and alcohol abuse in the region, and the physical toll a prolonged weekend can take on particularly irresponsible males.
The condition is considered a badge of honor.
by Doc Broc February 14, 2012
Get the Broccoli Dickmug. by Poop in the shower May 22, 2017
Get the Dick buttermug.