stanley armstrong

standing leaving strong arms

stanley armstrong

by plato! February 25, 2024

speedbag armfat

It's when a fat person's triceps area is so fat it looks like a boxing speedbag.

That chick is so big I want to punch her speedbag armfat.

by Kt nola February 26, 2024

Cory Armstrong

A bald bearded man keeping you big as hell.

Cory Armstrong keeping you big as hell.

by CoryArmstrongFitnessOfficial March 12, 2024

Lewis Armstrong

A little anime nerd who gets 0 hoes and is a little ginger nonce

Oh look it's the little anime nerd Lewis Armstrong

by anonymous March 23, 2024

Alligator arms

A person who is stingy and never wants to pay.

Alan has Alligator arms so don't expect him to pay for dinner.

by Vulgar_English April 29, 2024

One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024

Jaylon Armstrong

Freaky mf. Very handsome, sexy, can be grumpy at times but all you have to do is show him some love. Kind but could be mean to you depending on if he’s comfortable enough to be mean to you in the first place. An amazing person who is very loyal and would treat you like a princess if you smother him up with love. Is a bit wack but really chill to hang and spend time with. There’s never a dull moment with a Jaylon.

Girl: I love my boyfriend! His name is Jaylon.
Girl 2: Yeah, you already told me this for the hundredth time. I do not care.
Jaylon Armstrong: I love Sian.

by Jaylonlover69 June 19, 2024