Teddy Penis 

a boy/guy with a small penis as to where it looks like he doesn't have one.

Omg! Becky did you see Charlie's teddy penis?!
I saw it last night when he showed me & i nearly pucked.

Teddy Penis by Karen O June 27, 2006

Flaccid Penis 

Similar to the use of the word "pussy" as an insult, "flaccid penis" is a more appropriate term for backing out of important decisions and events due to fear.

Him: I really want to ask this girl out, but I don't know if I can
Her: Don't be a flaccid penis! Go for it!

Flaccid Penis by FightingOneFP-AtA-TimeAJ May 29, 2018

race horse penis man 

When i was watching porn i saw this black dude with like a 4 foot dick and it wasn't even hard. this girl tried to suck it and she could only fit the head in her mouth. I call him race horse penis man

girl-I tried to fuck him but only the head fit. that's why he is race horse penis man

race horse penis man by Juliah Harold January 5, 2008

Pendulum Penis 

A potentially painful condition in which a male, often wearing boxers or no underwear, is walking or jogging and the testicles and/or flaccid penis repeatedly slaps against the inner thighs.

Jogger Chad: "Dude... ok, I gotta take a break here..."
Jogger Michael: "Aw, man come on... we got three miles to go."
Jogger Chad: "Dude... fucking got pendulum penis going on right now, k? Gimme a freaking break."
Jogger Michael: "For Christ's sake, you said that two minutes ago."
Jogger Chad: "Fuck off! I thought I had the testies of Papa Smurf last time I tried to tough it out... couldn't beat off for two days."

Pendulum Penis by Reman "Sidepiece" Johnsons October 29, 2009

Walking Penis 

A man who seeks sexual activity at all hours of the day.

Wow! I cant believe you Matt. We just got here and you already got two girls to sit in your lap? Your such a walking penis.

Walking Penis by Captian spank your momma March 29, 2011

transsexual penis

Usually small sometimes bigger. Just a extra surprise to straight men!

"Hey can I take you back home"

"Sure"
"Whoah, you have a transsexual penis"
"Yeah"
"Your still hot as fuck, fuck it"
*sucks*

transsexual penis by Someonerandombuddy October 5, 2013

Creme de la Penis

A fancy and French variation of the word “semen”

Yo dude! That sauce looks like Creme de la Penis

Creme de la Penis by SkeetSkeetQuail May 2, 2019