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Zombie

Zombie- a human which has long deceased and has been reanimated by an unknown cause. Zombies can only be killed by dismemberment of their heads. A corpse must be mostly intact to become a zombie. To prevent an unneeded outbreak, I suggest you cremate any dead bodies.

Zombies cannot climb, if caught in an outbreak, climb on to a roof. Zombies also cannot swim, they do not need air to survive either.

If you are trapped in an outbreak, tight clothes and short hair are recommended.

Do not report zombies to the police, they could just be an escaped mental patient or a sleepwalker.
Run! That zombie might eat you!

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Uncle Fred died three weeks ago... what is he doing with the neighbor's cat?
by 2JunGanMulligan April 4, 2010
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zombie cock

1. an undead rooster.
2. a penis hungry for brains.
3. a cock feeling seriously worn out.
4. an undead jerk.
1. "cock-a-doodle zombie cock."
2. "Brian get your zombie cock away from my ear!"
3. "Whoa baby, let my zombie cock chill. We've been screwing 4 days straight!"
4. "Goddamn it Joe! You're such a zombie cock."
by NixNao February 25, 2008
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Zombie Log

A piece of fecal matter that, when entering the latrine, sinks down and then floats back up, as like a zombie rising from the dead.
Aww man, the toilet got plugged by my massive zombie log
by Bulletmunchr December 11, 2007
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zombie computer

A computer connected to the internet that has been compromised by a some form of virus. An infected machine will generally be used to perform malicious tasks of one sort or another under remote direction through a botnet.
Because most owners are unaware that their system is being used this way, these computers are metaphorically compared to zombies.
There are 148,000 new zombie computers created per day.
by DethBoxX v1 March 5, 2010
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Zombie Conversation

When you claim someone is "dead to you" and then you have an awkward conversation with that person.
Natalie: "Dylan, you're dead to me"

*3 months later*

Zombie Conversation:
Dylan: "Hey Natalie, how's it going?"
Natalie: "..hi, fine. '
Dylan: "How's school?"
Natalie: "Good"
Dylan: "How's Stephen?"
Natalie: Handsome"
Dylan: "Uhhh, well it was nice talking to you! See you around some time!"
Natalie: "Ok"
by EvenStephen August 24, 2010
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Zombie Horse

You're messing with a zombie horse now.
Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart have a zombie horse now.
by Nanspaghetti October 7, 2010
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Zombie Boyfriend

A man who pretends to care about a girl's brains, and not her looks or her personality. This type of man supposedly dates nothing but intellectual girls regardless of how ugly they are.
Cindy: "My boyfriend doesn't care about my looks. He just wants to know how smart I am. He asks me to play chess with him, and asks me a lot of science questions."

Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."
by rpcarnell July 29, 2011
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