Zombie- a human which has long deceased and has been reanimated by an unknown cause. Zombies can only be killed by dismemberment of their heads. A corpse must be mostly intact to become a zombie. To prevent an unneeded outbreak, I suggest you cremate any dead bodies.
Zombies cannot climb, if caught in an outbreak, climb on to a roof. Zombies also cannot swim, they do not need air to survive either.
If you are trapped in an outbreak, tight clothes and short hair are recommended.
Do not report zombies to the police, they could just be an escaped mental patient or a sleepwalker.
Zombies cannot climb, if caught in an outbreak, climb on to a roof. Zombies also cannot swim, they do not need air to survive either.
If you are trapped in an outbreak, tight clothes and short hair are recommended.
Do not report zombies to the police, they could just be an escaped mental patient or a sleepwalker.
Run! That zombie might eat you!
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Uncle Fred died three weeks ago... what is he doing with the neighbor's cat?
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Uncle Fred died three weeks ago... what is he doing with the neighbor's cat?
by 2JunGanMulligan April 4, 2010
Get the Zombie mug.1. an undead rooster.
2. a penis hungry for brains.
3. a cock feeling seriously worn out.
4. an undead jerk.
2. a penis hungry for brains.
3. a cock feeling seriously worn out.
4. an undead jerk.
1. "cock-a-doodle zombie cock."
2. "Brian get your zombie cock away from my ear!"
3. "Whoa baby, let my zombie cock chill. We've been screwing 4 days straight!"
4. "Goddamn it Joe! You're such a zombie cock."
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3. "Whoa baby, let my zombie cock chill. We've been screwing 4 days straight!"
4. "Goddamn it Joe! You're such a zombie cock."
by NixNao February 25, 2008
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A piece of fecal matter that, when entering the latrine, sinks down and then floats back up, as like a zombie rising from the dead.
by Bulletmunchr December 11, 2007
Get the Zombie Log mug.A computer connected to the internet that has been compromised by a some form of virus. An infected machine will generally be used to perform malicious tasks of one sort or another under remote direction through a botnet.
Because most owners are unaware that their system is being used this way, these computers are metaphorically compared to zombies.
Because most owners are unaware that their system is being used this way, these computers are metaphorically compared to zombies.
by DethBoxX v1 March 5, 2010
Get the zombie computer mug.Natalie: "Dylan, you're dead to me"
*3 months later*
Zombie Conversation:
Dylan: "Hey Natalie, how's it going?"
Natalie: "..hi, fine. '
Dylan: "How's school?"
Natalie: "Good"
Dylan: "How's Stephen?"
Natalie: Handsome"
Dylan: "Uhhh, well it was nice talking to you! See you around some time!"
Natalie: "Ok"
*3 months later*
Zombie Conversation:
Dylan: "Hey Natalie, how's it going?"
Natalie: "..hi, fine. '
Dylan: "How's school?"
Natalie: "Good"
Dylan: "How's Stephen?"
Natalie: Handsome"
Dylan: "Uhhh, well it was nice talking to you! See you around some time!"
Natalie: "Ok"
by EvenStephen August 24, 2010
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Get the Zombie Horse mug.A man who pretends to care about a girl's brains, and not her looks or her personality. This type of man supposedly dates nothing but intellectual girls regardless of how ugly they are.
Cindy: "My boyfriend doesn't care about my looks. He just wants to know how smart I am. He asks me to play chess with him, and asks me a lot of science questions."
Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."
Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."
by rpcarnell July 29, 2011
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