wack slacks

old ripped jeans

don't wear wack slacks to a wedding, unless it's an indie wedding like the ones advertised in iTunes playlists where they play Fleet Foxes and Tilly & the Wall.

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

Crazy-Wack

Adj., implying that something is Crazy and/or Wacky.
A more exaggerated and less formal way of implying something is odd.

John: "After those first for years, I can't believe that the country reelected George W. Bush!"

Joe: "I know, right? Crazy-Wack!"

by SneakyLemur October 5, 2007

flap wack

When a man jacks off with an obse womans jelly rolls till he cums and lets it run down the side

Guy 1:Dude did you hear the john flap wack Jumbo sarah.
Guy 2 :Swear bro that sick bastard.

by Big E 22 December 6, 2011

badger wack

The moment when you attempt to fart silently in the presence of a female and a little faeces comes out.

Can also be used as an exclamation when the above situation arises, and or as an insult whereby you intend to refer to the insulted as a piece of poo that was never intended to come out of the anus.

Oh no I've just badger wack'd in front of Suzie and I need to go home and change my wide fronts.

Your such a badger wack

If your not careful I might badger wack and give it to your mum

by dan ross October 13, 2013

chill wack

A male casually masturbating

I'm just gonna go home, have chill wack, and watch some parks and rec.

by Problematic fav March 10, 2016

Ethan wacker

The hottest mf on the earth. Super ripped and short and lives in nashville and smart and rich and cool

Greg: “have u met Ethan wacker? He’s so rad dude”
Clint “oh I know right!”

by Simpforethanwacker September 3, 2021

My jimmy's wacked

My penis is not functioning properly

A time when you would use this term is when the process of ejaculation is not performing up to its standards. This is a great and discreet way to announce the issue.

Example: "Yo check it, my jimmy's wacked!"

by Shankapotumus September 2, 2010