Simpforethanwacker's definitions

Nashville christian

Nashville christian, also known as crusty christian, nasty christian, and the public school of private schools in nashville is where 5th graders vape in the bathroom, teachers sexually assault students, boys get dresscoded on hair, and where fnl is also known as “hook up in the parking lot night”

Tom: “I go to Nashville christian”
Jerry “you mean conservative rich redneck central?”

by Simpforethanwacker September 2, 2021

Ethan wacker

The hottest mf on the earth. Super ripped and short and lives in nashville and smart and rich and cool

Greg: “have u met Ethan wacker? He’s so rad dude”
Clint “oh I know right!”

by Simpforethanwacker September 3, 2021

Innovation academy

Innovation academy, located in Springfield, Tennessee, is known for their celebrity of a principle, Dr. Bell. At innovation academy, students are gay, red neck, homeless, and straight up dumb. Their sports suck, as well as their test scores. This wannabe magnet school is awful and I do not recommend.

Parker: “I used to go to innovation academy”
Maddie: “oh really? Their volleyball sucks”

by Simpforethanwacker September 3, 2021