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Definitions by Simpforethanwacker

Innovation academy 

Innovation academy, located in Springfield, Tennessee, is known for their celebrity of a principle, Dr. Bell. At innovation academy, students are gay, red neck, homeless, and straight up dumb. Their sports suck, as well as their test scores. This wannabe magnet school is awful and I do not recommend.
Parker: “I used to go to innovation academy”
Maddie: “oh really? Their volleyball sucks”

Ethan wacker 

The hottest mf on the earth. Super ripped and short and lives in nashville and smart and rich and cool
Greg: “have u met Ethan wacker? He’s so rad dude
Clint “oh I know right!”
Ethan wacker by Simpforethanwacker September 3, 2021

Nashville christian 

Nashville christian, also known as crusty christian, nasty christian, and the public school of private schools in nashville is where 5th graders vape in the bathroom, teachers sexually assault students, boys get dresscoded on hair, and where fnl is also known as “hook up in the parking lot night”
Tom: “I go to Nashville christian”
Jerry “you mean conservative rich redneck central?”