Wizards of the Coast

The company behind such games as Magic: The Gathering, the first CCG and still the best after over 10 years.. and Dungeons And Dragons (Aquired by WotC when they bought TSR.)

Owned by Hasbro, they have recently added many horrible features to M:TG which has made the game too.. well.. stupid. They also now own Neopets. :-\

Dude 1: "Dude, I've got to get a Darksteel deck."
Dude 2: "Dude. Magic is passe."
Dude 1: "THAT'S IT!! I CAST URZA'S RAGE ON YOU!!!!!"
Dude 2: "...dude, we're not playing right now."
Dude 1: "Shut up."

by NobleArc February 25, 2004

wilard

the craziest but hottest male human alive usually they are seen around dorky people for a "good influense" but you can figure out who they are with one look (in this case judging a book by its cover really works out good) :)

damn that wilard i wish my bf was like that

by victorsmoshlover November 25, 2011

wizard sleeve dick

A wizard sleeve dick is a dick that is uncircumcised with excessive amounts of foreskin. Which also resembles a one eyed snake shedding it's moist skin. The man with this wizard sleeve dick typically enjoys cream pie delight every now and then while screaming the name Becky and finishing with a creepy peck & karaoke moves.

John had the biggest wizard sleeve dick that I've ever seen.

The looseness of the skin on your dick reminds me of a wizard sleeve dick.

by BMReyes December 6, 2015

level 2 wizard

To describe one's sexual prowess and knowledge of/ability to perform tricks

A: The sex was terrible because s/he's only a level 2 wizard.
B: That's too bad. Hopefully you can teach him/her some tricks.

by hambltonious March 26, 2009

Adept Fucking Wizard

When playing a game online and there is a kid who is extremely laggy and appears to teleport from place to place.

Kid 1 - I need help i cant kill this guy

Kid 2 - Every time i shoot him he disappears!!! He is super laggy!!

Kid 1 - God damn adept fucking wizard!!!!!

by the super adventure guy named August 19, 2010

wizards sleeve

pete rutherford i.e a big fuckin cunt of a fanny that looks like a wizard

did you see that wizards sleeve cry like a bitch when he lost his contract

by cocknbollocks July 7, 2011

Wiitard

Someone who can't stop playing their Wii to actually talk to you for once.

Me: Hey, man.
Billy: ...
Me: Dude.
Billy: ...
Me: ...
Me: You're a wiitard.

by schwagames March 8, 2008