When you go out in the open and the stripper glitter reflects the light and you seem to sparkle from it.
Taken from the Gaylight saga, that gay-ass gaypire, Edward Cullen.
Taken from the Gaylight saga, that gay-ass gaypire, Edward Cullen.
Guy 1: Dude, why are you sparkling?
Guy 2: Shit, i think i got Twilight Herpes from that stripper last night.
Guy 1: Damn.
Guy 2: Shit, i think i got Twilight Herpes from that stripper last night.
Guy 1: Damn.
by V-engeance-V January 18, 2011
Get the Twilight Herpesmug. A common software mod for the wii. By use of a glitch in "Zelda: Twilight Princess," you can play unauthorized homebrew software and illegal copies or backups of wii and gamecube games without having to install a modchip. It also enables you to play games from other regions (ie Japanese games on a US Wii).
Because the hack requires loading a hacked save file, a Wii, a copy of "Zelda: Twilight Princess", and an SD card are required. And it requires a GENUINE copy of the game for WII, no gamecube or pirated versions.
This *does* void the warranty, but only *if* Nintendo finds out.
Because the hack requires loading a hacked save file, a Wii, a copy of "Zelda: Twilight Princess", and an SD card are required. And it requires a GENUINE copy of the game for WII, no gamecube or pirated versions.
This *does* void the warranty, but only *if* Nintendo finds out.
"Whoa, how'd you play that Japanese game on your American Wii without installing a mod chip?"
"I used the Twilight Hack. Go look it up on Urban Dictionary."
"I used the Twilight Hack. Go look it up on Urban Dictionary."
by chickenwing71x January 5, 2009
Get the Twilight Hackmug. Pasty, glow-in-the-dark, extreme white skin earned through the total lack of exposure to sunlight and vampire-like nocturnal habits.
Dude1: Dude, what did you get up to today?
Dude2: Dude, nothing. I didn't even leave my room until after sunset. I sleep all day now and do shit at night. It's really helping me perfect my twilight tan.
Dude1: Sweet dude.
Dude2: Dude, nothing. I didn't even leave my room until after sunset. I sleep all day now and do shit at night. It's really helping me perfect my twilight tan.
Dude1: Sweet dude.
by The Genis December 13, 2009
Get the Twilight tanmug. Dude, lets go to Iceland. In the summer, it doesn't get any darker than Civil Twilight.
Nah man, I need my sleep. I also hate cold weather
Nah man, I need my sleep. I also hate cold weather
by anonymouslapras2783 July 9, 2019
Get the civil twilightmug. When a jewish man is masturbating outside at night in autumn and tumbles into a pile of leaves on his pack as his ejaculate spews into the sky.
by ChunkyJewsterCJ October 9, 2019
Get the autumn twilightmug. -The worst series of books every printed. a waste of trees. They say that the book is for young teens, and that we are all stupid for liking twilight. well I am 13, and I hate it. And yes I know what real literature is. I've read little woman, a tree grows in brooklyn, many more.
Bella, one of the main characters, SUCKS. She has no real personality, with no character growth. She is a clumsy person, who whines, and can't d anything for herself. She is average looking, and she is just down right dependent on everyone but her self. She is like a pet gold fish, except goldfish are way cooler.
Edward, a creepy stalkerish pale bloodsucker. The only reason Bella "loves" him is because of his looks(superficial, right?) and he sparkles (tell me that doesn't make him gay, huh?) he is like 109 years old, Still goes to highschool(?) and is in love with a clumsy dumb teenager.
he watches her sleep and even stands out side her house. he "loves" Bella because of her smell (fishy, huh?) . But, just to clarify, Edward only feasts on animal blood, Not humans. he is a Good vampire (he still sucks in my mind) (get it, SUCKS!)
Jacob- is actually okay. he is a werewolf, who for somereason loves bella (dumb much?)
Alice- edwards sister, she is okay too
Cullens-Sparkling "vamps"
All in All Save yourself the time and don't read twilight or the rest of the sega.
Bella, one of the main characters, SUCKS. She has no real personality, with no character growth. She is a clumsy person, who whines, and can't d anything for herself. She is average looking, and she is just down right dependent on everyone but her self. She is like a pet gold fish, except goldfish are way cooler.
Edward, a creepy stalkerish pale bloodsucker. The only reason Bella "loves" him is because of his looks(superficial, right?) and he sparkles (tell me that doesn't make him gay, huh?) he is like 109 years old, Still goes to highschool(?) and is in love with a clumsy dumb teenager.
he watches her sleep and even stands out side her house. he "loves" Bella because of her smell (fishy, huh?) . But, just to clarify, Edward only feasts on animal blood, Not humans. he is a Good vampire (he still sucks in my mind) (get it, SUCKS!)
Jacob- is actually okay. he is a werewolf, who for somereason loves bella (dumb much?)
Alice- edwards sister, she is okay too
Cullens-Sparkling "vamps"
All in All Save yourself the time and don't read twilight or the rest of the sega.
ie.of a conversation with a twilight series lover
TwilightFan-OMG! I Luhove twilight! edward is Such a great BF! OMG Bella is like so lucky! and Like edward is like really hot and he is nice and like protective.
AnyOneWithARealBrain- Uh, Bella really doesn't do anything, and edward is really controlling. They both have no real personality.
TwilightFan-what are U talking about? I mean like twilight was like the best book I ever read! and like the best movie.
AnyOneWithARealBrain- Twilight was probably the ONLY book you've ever read. If you could even call it that.
TwilightFan- STFU! Twilight is uh-mazing and you like no it.
TwilightFan-OMG! I Luhove twilight! edward is Such a great BF! OMG Bella is like so lucky! and Like edward is like really hot and he is nice and like protective.
AnyOneWithARealBrain- Uh, Bella really doesn't do anything, and edward is really controlling. They both have no real personality.
TwilightFan-what are U talking about? I mean like twilight was like the best book I ever read! and like the best movie.
AnyOneWithARealBrain- Twilight was probably the ONLY book you've ever read. If you could even call it that.
TwilightFan- STFU! Twilight is uh-mazing and you like no it.
by GirlWithSense January 2, 2010
Get the Twilight Seriesmug. by cdlustscats June 2, 2010
Get the Twilight Crankmug.