twat basket

1. Insult form based on the supposition that a slang word for genitalia combined with the name of a means of carrying or storing other things becomes inherently offensive. Other examples include 'wank satchel', 'cunt holster', 'dick pouch' and 'cock laptop carry case'.

2. A particularly Twattish person

3. A basket used to store twats in

1. In order to horribly insult someone, I merely combine a slang word for the genitals and a noun describing a means of carrying or storing things.

2. Roger is such a twat basket.

3. Do you like my new twat basket? I got it from Ikea.

by Gaviiii March 11, 2008

Twatswana

A general term for a lesbian vacation destination where sex will be the main activity. The destination can be a variety of places.

Shaniqua: Hey Cindy. Wanna go to Twatswana this weekend?

Cindy: Oh definitely. Shall I bring the double sided dildo?

Shaniqua: Nah. No need. I already gots one.

Barbara (slapping Shaniqua): Stay way from my woman.

by Kelly MacDaddy April 26, 2008

Twat waffle syndrome

someone who's vagina has been smashed so many times it begins to look like a nasty ass waffle

she had been screwed by so many football teams it looks like she has twat waffle syndrome

by useless youth August 12, 2009

twah

one who is of the hipster variety, uses words like eloquent grunts of superiority.

wow what a twah! or "I eat a strictly vegan diieet." (last word exaggerated)

by kidinthehall January 10, 2011

twarty

A poorly made up portmanteau word. It's made up from "twitter - party". A twarty usually needs a theme. It's where people, erm, "hang out" on twitter and tweet mostly about the said theme.

For one thing, you can tweet your questions and the twarty's host will answer them. The good thing is, it'a a lot harder to feel awkward in a twarty, and you can easily twarty hard.

However, the word twarty, is well and truely awkawrd and lame.

Example 1:
#Nick: You been to the Ugly Americans twarty ?

#Deepika: Dude, Ugly Americans is a great show, But a twarty? Come on.

Example 2:

Teacher in a sex-ed class: Now all you people should go to Agony aunt Jane's twarty. It's totally cool and all, because, you know, it's on twitter.

Teen in the class: *throws up*. Oh no.

by dnilim110 March 26, 2010

Twatching

The act of scratching your lady garden and flaps!

Hey Claire. I’m a little bit itchy. Turn away - I’m going to do a bit of twatching!

by #Bringbackthefinger! February 14, 2020

traffic twat

the female equivalent to cock block

Katie: I'm totally gonna hook up with Andrew tonight!
*Helen approaches*
Helen: Hey Katie! I bought us this boxed set of Sex and the City DVDs...we have to watch it tonight!

Helen is thus a traffic twat because she prevented Katie from getting ass tonight.

by Twatty McGiggles August 31, 2010