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hiking the Appalachian Trail 

Code used by persons who claim to be participating in vigorous, solitary outdoor activities to escape stress when in fact they are carrying on hot and heavy clandestine affairs in foreign countries (preferably located in South America).
On Saturday, Jenna tried six times to get in touch with her boyfriend, Mike, but he had already told us he was hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend so we knew his phone would be off.
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treasure trail

a thin line of fine hair ON A WOMAN from the belly button to the pussy. Sometimes attractive if very fine or peach fuzz, gross if it long and bushy.
She has a nice treasure trail above her puss.
treasure trail by D0c April 10, 2006

fappy trail 

The small, moist trail left behind after a session of maturation in a horizontal position. When a man splooges in this position and his juice rains down upon his happy trail, it becomes a fappy trail.
Man 1: "dude I just had the best jerk off ever"

Man 2: "nice but did you make a fappy trail?"

Man 1: "hell yes! It was super sticky!"
fappy trail by Loberson October 5, 2016

Indian trail junior high school

It's a school with a lot of hoes and they can never control themselves. They don't really care about shot but the only good thing there is the pretty ass hoes and the teachers
Indian trail junior high school is a school with a bunch of hoes

Ho chi Minh trail mix 

Asian bagged lunch carried on by passengers of any given yet all encompassing shuttle bus originating from any Chinatown to a major comparable metropolitan destination.
Liu Ming, prior to boarding the bus from The Bowery in NYC to Philadelphia-Center City, purchased his Ho Chi Minh Trail Mix consisting of dried cuttlefish and kim chi.

snail trail

term used to describe a wet patch on a bed after sexual intercourse, normally after the woman has sat upright on the side of her bed.
the loose bitch left a snail trail all over my bed after i fucked her brains out last night.
snail trail by ratman September 2, 2003

rusty trail mix 

a hot steamy shit after eating hot sause, nuts, grapes, and a couple dingleberries. After done shitting you scoop the poop out with a net and feeding it throught the cameltoe with a granola bar.
" That far hairy pussy was just asking for some rusty trail mix"