1. Richard was titty fucking me last night and straight up trumpeted on my face.
2. I thought I was cumming but it was just a trumpet.
2. I thought I was cumming but it was just a trumpet.
by 5ickch33s3 January 1, 2017
Get the Trumpetmug. Coach Eli a.k.a Elias Melas loves playing with ODN's a.k.a Cole Cortner's shriveled little meat trumpet.
Eli can play with Cole Cortner's Meat Trumped like an all day sucker
Cole Cortner also likes getting Cucked by Elia Dimitri Melas
Eli can play with Cole Cortner's Meat Trumped like an all day sucker
Cole Cortner also likes getting Cucked by Elia Dimitri Melas
by Vyvyan Bastard January 5, 2025
Get the Meat Trumpetmug. by SidneysHandle404 March 1, 2024
Get the Colossal Fuck Trumpetmug. Any person who plays the trumpet will say it’s the greatest invention to ever exist… Every other instrument knows better though.
by Ptoughneigh the Trombonist March 25, 2022
Get the Trumpetmug. One who espouses, and ultimately amplifies, the political agenda of Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States.
1. Dang. I wish all these Trumpets would settle down. All the Trumpets sounding at once are certainly quite chaotic and loud, and are a distraction to my daily life.
2. All these Trumpets sounding at once energize me and are music to my freedom-loving ears!
3. Trumpets are easily avoidable. Bring ear buds everywhere in case escape is not possible in a Trumpet-saturated environment. Look out for, and avoid, large pickups with oddly gigantic political flags. This is a silent Trumpet. Many Trumpets will self-identify without incident. (I.E. hats, tshirts, bumper stickers).
2. All these Trumpets sounding at once energize me and are music to my freedom-loving ears!
3. Trumpets are easily avoidable. Bring ear buds everywhere in case escape is not possible in a Trumpet-saturated environment. Look out for, and avoid, large pickups with oddly gigantic political flags. This is a silent Trumpet. Many Trumpets will self-identify without incident. (I.E. hats, tshirts, bumper stickers).
by XgreyrabbitX October 20, 2021
Get the Trumpetmug. This person is loud, obnoxious, and annoying, but their funniness makes up for it. They make people laugh so hard. You either hate them or love them. They truely light up the whole band.
Person 1: Did you see Alex?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: I found out why he’s so annoying
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He’s a trumpet player
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: I found out why he’s so annoying
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He’s a trumpet player
by anonymous April 11, 2024
Get the Trumpet playermug. 1. Saying something stupid very loudly to many people.
2. Trump speaking publicly.
3. Angrily stating something as fact without actual facts.
2. Trump speaking publicly.
3. Angrily stating something as fact without actual facts.
by Oogyboogeyman November 20, 2020
Get the Trumpetingmug.