Bad day

1. Monday
2. Female: period
3. Male: that day where you just want to punch anyone that comes near you.

1. Shit, it's Monday.

2. Mary's having a bad day. Must be her time of the month.

3. Jon's having a bad day. Watch out for him. He might punch you for no reason.

by Tomahawk Tom June 2, 2010

bad top

Getting a bad blowjob; undesirable oral sex from a woman

Brandon did not want to be in a relationship with McKenna because she gave bad top.

by DangerMouse52 July 11, 2016

Down bad

When a person is simping and/or highly infatuated with another

Wesley is down bad for Mavis!

by Rwan May 17, 2022

Bad Magumbo

Phrase used to describe BAD times/events that may have been a chain reaction of negative occurrences.

GD: Dude, i cant believe i lost my wallet, the last time we hung out i had a flat tire, the time before that i lost my keys! When your around its like "Bad Magumbo"!

Bova: Every time i hang out with that cat the night goes south for the winter, he is "Bad Magumbo"!

by drummerg2 April 11, 2009

bad rapper

a person with out the talent or skill to rap at an approved skill level that is beyond average..they also lack the charisma and confidence to intrigue the listener or audience and what they say in their rhymes are at best elementary and have no real impact.

the guy on stage is rapping off the beat and he sounds terrible he is a very bad rapper.

by hubgoblin July 12, 2014

Bad friends

Someone who cares only about themselves. You will always be there for them no matter what, yet you cannot count on them. They will ignore you unless it benefits them in some way. Once you start feeling sad or you go through something, when you turn to them they are never there. They talk about you behind your back. They treat you lesser than them. It does not matter how much care you have for your friend. They will never treat you like you deserve, and eventually the one who treated you like crap doesn’t change, and tosses you out like garbage.

“I’m really struggling right now Lewis. Would you mind just listening? It would really help”

“Lol nice”

Bad friends aren’t worth having around, know your value.

by Golden Lizard May 14, 2021

bad muffin

A phrase often used to depict someone or something that is "tough" (and, or) "too cool for school".

Like walking down the road late at night with my sunglasses on like I'm a bad Muffin.

Bitch, I'm the baddest muffin on this webpage.

by Feline of Flower August 16, 2016