testiculess

A bloke who does not have or has lost his balls

Q: "How's that married mate of yours?"
A: "I don't see him much anymore, he's become testiculess"

by Vincent van Reij January 4, 2008

testicle snot

ejaculate from the male organ of any species of sexually reproducing animals.

'Open your mouth and enjoy this frothy load of testicle snot.'

by brothermanben March 22, 2008

testicular atrophy

When a wild, macho, "man's man" gets with a woman that dominates him and, figuratively speaking, castrates him.

Tony used to love to hang out and party all night, gettin all kinds of ho's! Then he got with this domineering b****, now he's suffering from testicular atrophy.

by Jaime Choo the JUBU August 5, 2008

Testicleese

A Deity from the on-line game RPG World Online. He is a benevolent gawd, helping the players while striking fear in cheaters and abusers.

Testicleese is named after the make-believe Roman god of Virility. In-game he is an avatar of a Guardian, a large, grey, round monster. This gives the appearance of a large grey testicle.
In-game, players affectionately refer to him as Testy.

Testicleese is the alternate player of Admin Grant, a beloved long-time admin of the game known for his compassion and even-handedness.

Testicleese cast HERO Other on Caligula for 60 bonus.

by RPGWO Lover August 29, 2009

Testicular Manswer

The act of some how contracting testicular cancer by watching too many Manswers episodes about penises

Josh got a bad case of Testicular Manswer after that new episode yesterday.

by MetalBoundBlast April 22, 2010

testicles warm

almost balls hot, but not quite

It was balls hot yesterday... but it's not too bad today, it's only testicles warm.

by shadowgeist October 25, 2010

Testicle Mop

The lower part of a goatee. Often connected to the dick broom(see dick broom).

Dude thats a pretty wild testicle mop with that mean ass dick broom.

by steppinout March 19, 2011