The act of taking a potential partner from Chasers/Zos (a club in Melbourne, Australia) across the road (Chapel Street - see chap laps) to the KFC, where the fluorescent lights provide ample illumination to determine whether your score is worth taking home. For the desperadoes, it is used to gauge whether or not to tell your mates about it tomorrow.
I met this chick in Chasers so I took her over the road to give her the KFC test. She failed, so we went and did chap laps instead.
by slapshot667 July 27, 2010
by mommy's friend March 26, 2013
testing a new friendship to see if scat is an option. while having intercourse with a person drop a fart and see how they react.
john used the brown test on michelle last night and then he shit on her face.
john: *Farts
michelle: mmm
john: can i poo on your face?
john: *Farts
michelle: mmm
john: can i poo on your face?
by envarticious March 18, 2009
by Arc December 05, 2004
by Bonejangles August 07, 2019
by Dasangdfghhai HD swcuudf January 25, 2021
The act of fingering a girl's asshole while in a public place, usually a bar or club. If she lets you finger her coal hole in public, you know that she will have sex with you. Also, if your fingers do not smell after the insertion then you know she is clean and therefore passes the test. A poopy or smelly finger is a failure of the fresh test and the prize must be discarded for it is tainted with doody. This move is best done while wearing 2 wife beaters and dog tags.
Yo so I was at the bar looking mad jacked and I fresh tested this girl but she failed so I went home and watched the Falcons game on DVR. Later I dreamt of fresh testing Matt Ryan because he would never fail the fresh test and neither would the Silver Fox Mike Smith.
by Goody Blue Steel July 13, 2010