Perfect Stranger

Using various numbing agents to achieve a numbing affect on your hand i.e lidocaine, novicane etc. and then performing the stranger
PLEASE CONSULT A PHYSICIAN BEFOR ATTEMPTING

I numbed my hand with novicaine and gave myself a perfect stranger

by num_sku11 April 20, 2010

Ukrainian Stranger

Similar to the Alaskan Stranger in which you take your non-dominant hand, sit on it till it goes numb, and then stick it into a bucket of ice and then masturbate. You do all that and then when you go to beat the bishop you flip your hand over and masturbate European style, flip your hand over so the thumb is down and massage the shaft with the thumb.

"Dude i ran out of ice for this weekend so no Ukrainian Stranger for me!"

by Longrod McLongcock December 23, 2009

Stringer

A dull twat who tells boring stories; an educated character of limited intelligence; someone who likes eating Korma.

"Last night was going well, but a few of the lads started being Stringer - it kind of nose-dived after that"

by Benedict B February 15, 2008

Liquid Stranger

When one partner close there eyes while the other ejaculates in an opening of the others

David: Hey donny, How did that Liquid Stranger feel last night?

Donny: It felt absolutely exquisite David.

by But seks August 25, 2011

don't be a stranger

be known to people

do I know you?

by not telling September 23, 2003

Gangrene Stranger Tug

An anagram for my cats' names that sounds like a rough handy.

Went over to Morgan's last night and she gave me the good ol gangrene stranger tug.

by Ultiple Morgasms February 25, 2011

perfect stranger

n. when somebody else sits on their hand, causing it to fall asleep, and proceeds to give another person a hand job.

see stranger

After the car ride with seven other people, we went and side and she gave me a perfect stranger.

by G-Money April 20, 2005