“La Santa Muerte”, - Saint Death - is a kind of “divinity” created in México by narcotraffickers and illegal merchants. Saint Death is worshipped mostly by criminals, thugs, and drug dealers, but modern-day urban dwellers also invoke this saint for protection and the recovery of health, stolen items, or even kidnapped family members. Corrupt cops and politicians among Santa Muerte’s followers.
by Rodrigo Castilla November 16, 2006
Get the Santa Muerte mug.The exact opposite of Santa Claus. He is rumored to live in Antarctica with a troup of midget gypsies and every Christmas eve he flies his magical moose-drawn Volkswagen Beatle to the homes of all the naughty children. He quietly breaks in through the front door and steals all the presents from under the Christmas tree, which he then sells on eBay to fund his drinking and online poker habits.
1>Hey dude what did you get for Christmas?!
2>F*cking nothing! Reverse Santa Claus broke into my house again and stole everything! He even shot my cat!
1>That f*cking sucks man.
2>He even took a shit in my microwave and set it to 99 minutes and 99 seconds!
2>F*cking nothing! Reverse Santa Claus broke into my house again and stole everything! He even shot my cat!
1>That f*cking sucks man.
2>He even took a shit in my microwave and set it to 99 minutes and 99 seconds!
by Kris Krang-ang-le May 9, 2013
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When you finger a girls butthole instead of her vag by mistake only to realize it when you lick your fingers.
Man 1: Dude i fingered tht hot girl last night.
Man 2:Dude she told me you fingered her asshole!! Hahaha
Man 1: Holy shit dude i just pulled a DIRTY STANTON
Man 2:Dude she told me you fingered her asshole!! Hahaha
Man 1: Holy shit dude i just pulled a DIRTY STANTON
by Its NACHOS BITCH September 14, 2011
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by Watt April 1, 2008
Get the santasanshulefacher mug.Santa Paws is a pervert who lurks in the children's malls during holiday seasons. He is known for his desire to hold children in his lap and never standing while the parents are still around.
Gary-Dude, you just let Santa Paws hold your kid!!!
Ted-Yeah, but this way, he will blame this guy for all of his problems when he grows up. I call it forward thinking.
Ted-Yeah, but this way, he will blame this guy for all of his problems when he grows up. I call it forward thinking.
by southern pine September 2, 2011
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Get the Santa Balls mug.Or SFG, is when someone is going down on you and then proceed to pour habanero/chipotle sauce and push their head in to make them gag and throw up while you explode in their mouth.
"I busted the SFG on her about a week ago and she still won't talk to me."
"The Santa Fe Gobbler it is!"
"Did you guys hear? Jimmy busted the Santa Fe Gobbler on Jake the other day and got heart burn for 3 days"
"The Santa Fe Gobbler it is!"
"Did you guys hear? Jimmy busted the Santa Fe Gobbler on Jake the other day and got heart burn for 3 days"
by Ghstrder August 8, 2014
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