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fuck himself straight

the stage between thinking you are gay and admitting it to yourself.

happens often with gay guys, they will have sex with a lot of girls to try to turn themselves straight.

it usually doesn't work. after this, they realize they can't change it and begin to accept it.
person 1: "jason had sex with so many girls.. i didn't know he was gay."
person 2: "yeah, he tried to fuck himself straight. didn't work, though."
by knifeaudition June 11, 2006
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straightedge

The principle "don't drink, don't smoke, don't fuck" which came to be in the late 80s by Ian MacKaye and the band Minor Threat.
Most straightedge kids nowadays flaunt the fact that they're straightedge by drawing X's on their hands, wearing clothing that says "Drug Free" or "XXX" or "Poison Free", because for some reason they feel the need to let everyone know they're drug free.
Some (but not all) straightedge kids are sXe because they feel the need to fit in to a group, and they can do so by avoiding toxins.
Straightedge is not to be confused with hardline kids, who are a violent version of straightedge and kick the asses of smokers and drug doers, because for some reason they believe people should not make their own choices.
Straightedge kid: I'VE GOT THE STRAIGHTEDGE! I'm a person just like you, but i've got better things to do than sit around and fuck my head; hang around with the living dead! Snort white shit up my nose, pass out at shows! I don't even think about speed that's just something I don't need! I've got the straightedge!
Kid 2: Um...calm down. I don't need your beliefs shoved down my throat, thanks
Straightedge Kid: I'VE GOT THE STRAIGHTEDGE!
Kid 2: I know. I know.
Straightedge Kid: NEVER WANT TO USE A CRUTCH! I'VE GOT THE STRAIGHTEDGE!
Kid 2: Great. I know.
Straightedge Kid: I'VE GOT THE---
Kid 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP. I GET IT.
by ParisKills July 4, 2006
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Straight Jackin'

Straight Jackin' is the act of making love to ones self, with strictly no female aid. Further still, there can be no existing sexual relationship with a female at the time you are said to Straight Jackin'. In summery, Draining your nuts with No downside whatsoever.

Straight Jackin' can be compared to the notion that you don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave, only Straight Jackin' is a far superior ideology in that there is no chance of contracting an std, no money spent, and even more importantly, no female afterthought.

Join the movement!
"Straight Jackin' will save you that Bullshit!" - Crunch (The Big Hit - 1998)
by Pok'er Star May 29, 2011
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Straight person -itis

To be straight. It is a mental illness that makes u gay
by Zomber2222 October 30, 2017
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straight up doggy style

Box 1: "I don't think I can see him anymore. He asked to do anal on our first time."
Box 2: "Gurl, I don't believe you. What exactly did he want to do?"
1: "He asked if I wanted to do it doggy style. Ugh, NO! You can't get in there for atleast a week...maybe two!"
2: "You dumb ass bitch! He didn't want to go in your badonkadonk. You don't know what you sayin'."
1: "He wanted STRAIGHT UP DOGGY STYLE! and he has to wait OR PAY to put his pipe in that drain."
2: "You a fool...and a slut!"
by Confused Hooker in SE December 3, 2007
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Straight out of Compton

Cutting across several lanes of traffic to take an exit at the last possible moment while driving a vehicle. This is typically done on a freeway from the left most lane in a urban area or city like Detroit.
I was hauling on I-94 in the left lane doing a buck twenty sippin' on cognac in my Pontiac, when I realized I was about to pass my girl Michelle's exit. Sho-nuff I cut that wheel and made the turn, straight out of Compton! I musta cut across four lanes of traffic and put two wheels in the weeds! Welcome to Detroit my brutha...
by 0227 December 28, 2013
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straight drop

Very top quality Crack cocaine. Will not break if it is dropped from 6 ft. On a tile floor or thrown against a wall.
I just finished whipping up some straight drop, nigga.

"Man you got any good shit?"
"I got str8 drop nigga, 30 fo a dub."
"Fasho!!"
by PhatD850 November 11, 2014
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