The act of a woman holding cum in her cheeks making them appear puffy like a squirrel's directly after performing an ass-to-mouth. The final step of the brown squirrel is to smack both cheeks simultaneously causing the cum to be sprayed violently from the mouth.
by german skeez January 13, 2009
Get the brown squirrelmug. by weekend drunk October 11, 2011
Get the Squirrel Fuckedmug. When a guy take a dump in the ears and eyes of the girl counterpart stuffing them full of feces until she can no longer hear nor see whilst she proceeds to act like Helen Keller wailing about, using only her hands and mouth for the remainder of the foreplay.
My wife and I just got back from seeing the play "The Miracle Worker" and god knows she could go for a good rusty squirrel right about now.
by Puppysnatch April 28, 2014
Get the Rusty Squirrelmug. Someone who is gross, annoying, douche-y, and undesirable in every way possible.
Someone who you would not want to date.
There is a high chance that the eat or have eaten a squirrel.
Someone who you would not want to date.
There is a high chance that the eat or have eaten a squirrel.
by SheeWolf June 17, 2012
Get the squirrel eatermug. A person who has one eye that is a little askew. When making small conversation with this person it's quite difficult as that one is looking for a squirrel in a tree.
Holy sh*t hot suppa if wasn't for that crazy chicks squirrel finder she might be worthy of you throwing her a bone.
by Eddie Money Rocks April 14, 2021
Get the squirrel findermug. A squirrel that is flattened by being run over by many cars. You can scrape them off the road and fling them like a Frisbee.
by Sailsquirrel February 15, 2009
Get the Sail Squirrelmug. The act of spreading your scrotum to form a flat surface like a Trampoline and then bouncing your flacid penis like a squirrel bouncing on a trampoline.
by Haught Carl December 20, 2009
Get the Squirrel on a Trampolinemug.