Squat Cobbler

It's when a man sits in pie and wiggles his penis around wearing a costume. Occasionally the man starts tearing up, therefore it's known as Crybaby Squad.

One might also stumble upon one of these definitions:
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon-Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple-Simon-The-Ass-Man
Dutch Apple Ass

(originated by the character of Saul Goodman in a television series "Better Call Saul")

SIMON: Bro, did you hear what Angela caught Patrick doing last night?
ALEX: No, what?
SIMON: He was sitting in a freaking apple pie wiggling his dick in cinnamon while wearing a Power Rangers outfit.
ALEX: Wow, what a squat cobbler, that guy.

by Clarkinator July 28, 2016

squatell

Found by some nj who heard "squatting dog" from the movie "man 2 man". Which is a mix of an ass that is squatting. Other wise a complete idiot who likes pokemon and squirtle.

Squatell you messed up the strat again you nj!
your such a squatell you nj!

by EASEAEEA August 8, 2006

prairie squat

The act of defecating outdoors.

"I was at a bonfire last night and I totally had to Prairie Squat and wipe with leaves"

by Drozz July 21, 2005

Squatanking

Squatanking is the underground sport where bear meets man in an epic battle of champions. Simply tie your gooch / taint hair into a tight neat dreadlock and apply the weight. Now get naked in an open space and apply the youghurt. Prepare your legs a shoulder width apart and starting squatting profusely while simultaneously masturbating. For an extra bit of shits and giggles start plucking your anus hair one by one.

I had a killer squatanking session last night

by Powerful sweat session March 3, 2018

squatchify

to disrupt a discussion with irrelevant and incorrect assumptions and proclamations.

Kevin tried to squatchify the conversation by comparing monkeys to porcupines.

by Steven "Genius" Wilson April 3, 2006

squat pressing

1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.

"I was squat pressing the old lady on the bed last night."

by Ryboe September 13, 2006

squat brown

To defecate, shit, etc.

"I'll be right back. Gotta squat brown!"

by MK000044 September 15, 2006