Spread Seasoning

To fart. Flatulence.

The whole room cleared out when he started to spread seasoning.

I was taking her to pound town from behind when she spread seasoning and it was wafting right up my nostrils.

I tried to shit but only spread seasoning.

by Dick Onchin January 8, 2022

Spread illegal

To man spread

Joseph can you stop doing a spread illegal your invading my personal space.😡😡

by FP.27 November 23, 2022

Stoner Spread

An array of fried foods put together to form the perfect buffet for filling the munchies after a good session of self medication.

Open up the freezer, dude, I have all the ingredients for a Stoner Spread.

by Angrydriver May 13, 2022

Eye Spreading

When she pops out her glass eye and you skull fuck her and cum in the socket creating eye caulk to properly set the glass eye.

My buddy T-Bone was eye spreading this hooker and she woke up with crusties in her eye hole.

by DirtyMouthMedic May 21, 2022

Spreads

The act of spreading love and positivity in a multitude of ways. cheeks also...

Hey Laura, your party last had amazing vibes, it was mad spread

He gave 50 racks to charity? Damn hes on spreads!

by Merriam Fleetster Dictionary January 26, 2022

Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

Spreading the Dog

When someone bends over and there ass gets wider.

Andrew was spreading the dog when he dropped the cap.

by ALblondie96 February 13, 2022