Gossip Sponge

People who love to absorb all the gossip and stuff people do, stir it up, and twist it into something it wasn't. They release all the negative drama they've made up.
Lunchie is a gossip sponge when she ruins other peoples relationships because she wants to be an attention whore who thinks has a bunch of friends.
by Manar Mutan January 27, 2019
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Schrodinger's Sponge

"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"
"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"

Schrodinger's Sponge
by Schrodinger's Sponge July 09, 2023
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Fuck Sponge

Someone whom pisses you off, does something stupid, or someone who has loose morals.
That Fuck Sponge just brake checked me!
by Congressmen February 09, 2021
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Fuck Sponge

A piece of household furniture that you can sleep on or can be used for sexual acts.
by Congressmen February 09, 2021
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Fuck sponge

A bed mattress or couch or any other household furniture item containing cotton or foam padding.
Got a new fuck sponge for the bedroom
by xGRIMMxREAPRx February 04, 2021
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cheese the sponge

1) To fail fantastically right out of the gate... like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.
All you had to do was clean the dishes... but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!
by HawaiianBryan October 23, 2013
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Propaganda Sponge

A person who absorbs propaganda and regurgitates it without question. There are propaganda sponges among all races and both sexes, but white western females who identify as "liberal" are 75x more susceptible to propaganda, thus are the most likely to become propaganda sponges.
Guy 1: Dude, why are you dating that chick? She legit believes everything she reads and sees on her social media feed. You do realize she's a propaganda sponge, right?
Guy 2: Because she's the only girl that'll sleep with me.
by Nevernity May 28, 2025
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