Australian sponge bath 

Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.

Hey babe want an Australian sponge bath?

Australian sponge bath by Sandypearle January 13, 2023

Drug Sponge (SpongeBob) 

A human who has used illicit substances in such massive doses daily, usually since adolescence. This results in a near inability to feel completely content with their high, unless several substances are used in conjunction. E.G. “fuck man I just took 90mg of methadone, waited a bit and shot a goofball with qt. Gram of h and half a g of speed. Now I gotta take these bars, probably gonna smoke a half g of fetty powder and half a ball of crystal after” while most users would think of this as wasteful or suicidal some users who since developing neurologically alongside several high doses of illicit substances become nearly immune to over use of several conflicting substances. DRUG SPONGE

Noun- Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)
Homie-“You good dawg”?
You-“yeah man sorry I took my 120mg dose of methadone, smoked some dark and clear off foil, ate those rolls, and took 20mg of Valium.”
Homie-“yeah fam, you’re a mfin sponge for sure.”

Drug Sponge (SpongeBob) by Fettyfuckfaceforfuxsake April 4, 2023

Missile Sponge 

A ship, a Revenue Director or a Peer who attracts attention in such a way that helps you avoid it.

"Grant was a real missile sponge in that last "Quality call", thank god for that guy"
" The aircraft carrier is the target, but the frigate is the missile sponge"

Missile Sponge by YoloRoc August 25, 2023

accent sponge 

Someone automatically speaking with an accent when they hear it, absorbing it like a sponge.

Aria: since when does Johnny have a Brummie accent?
Leah: He doesn't, he's just an accent sponge.

accent sponge by coachdexter September 22, 2023

Squirt Sponge 

The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.

Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.

Squirt Sponge by BillyBarou February 27, 2024

Algerian Sponge Fork 

When you rub shit in someones pores while listening to Needlepeen

Carson: What's your favorite way to have sex?
Holden: I love giving an Algerian Sponge Fork.

Algerian Sponge Fork by JM99 Official December 8, 2023

gravy sponge 

A fat, unkempt woman whom vacuums up cum every chance she gets.

“Where’d becca go”?
“I saw that gravy sponge headin to the men’s restroom with some rando.”

gravy sponge by Monkeyjuggler March 4, 2024