speak pretzel

To tell a twisted tale that ought to be taken with a grain of salt.

Person A: Did you hear what she said?
Person B: Yeah, but she tends to speak pretzel so you can't believe it.

by NamelessKiller August 20, 2015

speakada english

Say that more clearly or in a way that I can understand

Ryan: mumbles something
Ryan's mom: Speakada English!

by coral8 June 24, 2016

Speaking chair

When you are pushing in your chair and it makes a fart noise and everyone turns towards you with the utmost disgust.

Me:*Pulls in seat - Chair makes weird noise*
Person:Are you fucking kidding me? Again!? You know we aren't aloud to open windows in this class!!!
Me:B-but it was a Speaking chair, trust me!!!

#Awkward #Chair #Speaking #School

by Shitionary May 16, 2016

spacki

A person looking like the cutest hamster in the World

He is so spacki

by Luna7512 January 2, 2017

spackaging

Packaging that is unnecessary, ridiculous or useless. Such as the film lid on a microwave dinner that does not tear off. Amazon parcel containing a paperclip, but the outer box is the size of a grand piano. Kids toys that require a screwdriver to remove the toy.

Baz, I can't get my bhaji's out of this tub as the lid wont peel off, this spackaging is utter shit
Mummy, I love my new Elsa dolly but this spackaging is stopping me from enjoying her delightful beauty and beguiling song.
Dave, call me an ambulance, I've just slit my wrists trying to get this knife out of this spackaging
June, I can't get this effing cucumber free from this plastic spackaging, all I want is a length of plastic free cucumber

by BikerKim January 3, 2017

Spacklevacuum

(noun, verb): Referring to a party who places their lips on the rectum of a second party and inhales the sediment expounded from the anus as a fart is released.

I've met some damn fine spacklevacuum's, but that Raul can really peel the paint off my anus.

by crooked_sartre June 4, 2017

Spackie Trackie

Someone who wears a Addidas tracksuit with stripes also known as the full stripe. The spackie trackie is a sign of being a chav or being mentally disabled.

"Hey look at that retard wearing those spackie trackies"

by NemTwohands July 11, 2017