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When you are pushing in your chair and it makes a fart noise and everyone turns towards you with the utmost disgust.
Me:*Pulls in seat - Chair makes weird noise*
Person:Are you fucking kidding me? Again!? You know we aren't aloud to open windows in this class!!!
Me:B-but it was a Speaking chair, trust me!!!

#Awkward #Chair #Speaking #School
by Shitionary May 16, 2016
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