Definitions by NamelessKiller

speak pretzel 

To tell a twisted tale that ought to be taken with a grain of salt.

Person A: Did you hear what she said?
Person B: Yeah, but she tends to speak pretzel so you can't believe it.

speak pretzel by NamelessKiller August 20, 2015

Bodanchor

A donut

Did you eat one of those bodanchors in the lunch room?

Bodanchor by NamelessKiller February 13, 2013

Mobulate 

1. To wander aimlessly.
2. To wander around preparing to eat.
3. To wander around eating.

When I go to the fair I just mobulate around.

Mobulate by NamelessKiller April 29, 2009

coccidiosis 

kok-sid-ee-oh-sis

n. A parasitic disease of many animals, including cattle, swine, sheep, dogs, cats, and poultry, but rarely of humans, resulting from infestation of the alimentary canal by protozoans of the order Coccidia.

My dog has coccidiosis.

coccidiosis by NamelessKiller January 6, 2008