sharking

Surprise!!, it has nothing to do with guys stalking and/or doing sexually deviate things to women/girls.

the act your dog performs when he/she pokes you with their snout (usually under your arm) when they want your attention

Damian: Dude, what's your dog doing with his nose, I'm trying to watch the game..??
Chucky: He's sharking you. He wants you to throw his toy for him.
Damian: Yeah, well, if he does it again, I'm gonna throw a harpoon at his sharky Amityville ass.....

by sheepdog1982 February 10, 2010

sparknarf

A synonym for random.

"It was a very sparknarf situation!"

by Finn September 2, 2004

sparfing

When one projectile vomits out of ones mouth

Like the opposite of starting but out of your mouth.

"O M G Binky is that fake Gucci I'm literally sparfing in my mouth"

"Last night I got wasted and I sparfed everywhere"

by SIRSPARFSALOT October 24, 2011

Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 6, 2008

sporking

same as spooning accept where you and the girl are facing each other

dude dave was totally sporking lori all night

by uganda June 17, 2008

Reverse sharking

The female equivilent of Sharking

Did you SEE her sharking him just now?

by JK August 3, 2004

Sporking

A mixture of spooning and scissoring. Crooked spooning

Sporking is fun

by Sohoo mama May 24, 2009