seizeium

A highly-reactive metallic element dat causes living creatures who come into contact with it to compulsively grab onto things.

If SEIZEium makes people latch onto objects around them, would da element SEESium give them better vision, and thus help them to do said clasping more quickly and easily???

by QuacksO November 29, 2021

SIZE13NIKES

a greaser who wears ugly ass shoes and screams

size13nikes is zaddy

by dick till i die December 20, 2021

Size 16 timberlands

When someone has loud ass footsteps and can be hear from a distance.

Man 1: Aye, how did you not hear him? Dude had size 16 timberlands.
Man 2: My Bro we’ll get him next round.

by JetzKaos February 10, 2022

Sizers

he is everywhere

pls don't kill my family Sizers

by Sizers September 18, 2022

Titan-Sized-Uh-Oh

When your husky passes gas and your can hear it. Then 10 seconds later the smell reaches your nostrils.

farting noise ffffaaaaaarrrrrrttttttt!!! 'did he just poo?' "NO, That was just a Titan-Sized-Uh-Oh!"

by ZombieJo April 12, 2011

Dak Size Booty

Term used for someone with an extremely large butt.
Named after the former Mississippi State quarterback for his abnormally large buttocks.

"DO SHE GOT A LARGE BOOTY"
"NAH MAN SHE GOT A DAK SIZE BOOTY"

by CHLOROPLAST May 10, 2016

mid-sized sedan

When a guy's dick is halfway hard.

Guy: dude i have a mid-sized sedan right now.

by Sam L Jackson October 9, 2016