fart sneeze

A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.

So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.

by EZD May 1, 2015

Sneeze

when lungs come out your nose

AchOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ahuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sneeze lol

by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

the goat sneeze

An extension of 'the goat'. When a man tucks his balls between his legs and bends over, giving the appearance of a goats behind. In a goat sneeze, the person farts while performing the goat.

Dude, we were watching HP5 last night and our RA came in and gave us the goat sneeze!

by furrrrrry November 20, 2010

blind sneeze

its not a sneeze you don't see coming its a sneeze you can feel with your hands

this is a blind sneeze
*sneezes in braille*

by sneeeze March 5, 2019

Dick Sneezing

When one blows their load into a tissue.

I am planning on Dick Sneezing while watching some porn.

by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019

sneeze miscarriage

When you are about to sneeze but then it disappears and you are left with a hollow, empty, unfulfilled life of disappointment.

"Dude. I just had a sneeze miscarriage."
"Oh man, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure your next sneeze will come to term."

by mtccm December 17, 2019

Sneeze and please

When you sneeze into your hand, rub it on your dick and stick it in your girls ass.

Me and my girl were about to get down but we were out of lube, I sneezed in my hand rubbed it on my dick and stuck it in her ass. I sneezed and she pleased, sneeze and please.

by Head cold March 7, 2021