Excrete The Skeet

The act of ejaculating.

Guy 1: Man, I really need to excrete the skeet!

Guy 2: Dude, just go wank it!

Guy 1: Sounds like a good plan.

by spoonandcup August 16, 2009

Yeet and skeet

To have sexual intercourse with someone and leave the next morning.

-"But what do I do if she's a slut?"
-"Yeet and skeet, son"

by gruff-nugget October 20, 2018

Skeet Blanket

A blanket that a male uses to jack off into.

"No! Don't Use That Blanket!"
"Ew Man, Is That Your Skeet Blanket?"

by Big Cheezey March 31, 2009

skeet and yeet

When you nut over the phone and instantly ignore the person's messages afterwards

Logan hit me with that skeet and yeet last night. He still won't answer my calls

by pacify;phan July 12, 2017

skeet box

A hoe-bag or prostitute type figure intended for the use of transporting or consuming any amount of skeet. Also see sperm dumpster.

So I'm hangin with my buds one night and I was feel in a little frisky... one thing leads to another and that damn skeet box runs away with my wad!

by Ben K. December 18, 2005

Skeet

Means, Sperm Or Sum.

"While We Were Having Sex, Skeet Came Out."

by ilovejeffhardy2009 August 8, 2009

skeet biscuit

Its when a bunch of guys on a Saturday night get together and throw down a buscuit. then each of the whip out their dicks and jerk off the last one to skeet on the biscuit has to eat it.

Ian said, "alright boys you know what time it is," as he slams the Biscuit on the table. It's skeet biscuit time!

by jesus#1 May 6, 2007