When swimming in an ocean or a body of water with shells in it, you go to change out of your swimming suit and shells pour all over the floor and are stuck up in your ass.
After I swam in the Atlantic Ocean, I went home to take a shower and I had some serious Shell Crack!
by Kaneloke November 5, 2007
Get the Shell Crack mug.1. An aversion to social interaction or an ineptitude forthwith.
2. An aversion to sexuality and the social concept of sex.
2. An aversion to sexuality and the social concept of sex.
by Regenerate January 2, 2009
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Get the shell toes mug.A Puka Shell Necklace is the same thing as a "pearl necklace", only in an undisturbed and now dried state.
"Yeah man, Jessica and I completely passed out after I gave her a pearl necklace. She woke up with a puka shell necklace on."
by Spargett June 13, 2009
Get the Puka Shell Necklace mug.1: term coined by ugly and fat people when good looking people did not want to have anything to do with them. This term is used to make said fat and ugly people feel better about rejection.
2: pretending to like people you really don't and treating people the exact opposite how you feel towards them.
2: pretending to like people you really don't and treating people the exact opposite how you feel towards them.
ie: fat woman tries to get a gorgeous man to dance with her, he declines.
He is at the top of the food chain.
She is at the bottom. She goes back to her friends and tells them he rejected her, they convince her he is "shallow" because he can't see her "inner beauty" although, he'd be able to, if she lost a lot of weight!
He is at the top of the food chain.
She is at the bottom. She goes back to her friends and tells them he rejected her, they convince her he is "shallow" because he can't see her "inner beauty" although, he'd be able to, if she lost a lot of weight!
by breaksprinter March 22, 2009
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by Nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck March 5, 2010
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