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semi-productive procrastination

(noun) what you do when you don't feel like working but aren't procrastinating either. instead, you're being semi-productive regarding what you should be doing. instead of doing your work, you're doing something related to it but completely unnecessary.

also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate.

also: (adj.) a semi-productive procrastinator.

DIFFERENT than productive procrastination because you're NOT being fully productive with random things other than your work, nor are you being fully productive with your actual job.
rather, you ARE being somewhat kinda productive towards what you should be doing (but aren't).

similar to quasimultislacking but not exactly.
friend: "i'm working on that current events assignment for tomorrow, how 'bout u?"
semi-productive procrastinator: "yeah me too! i've spent the past 20 minutes trying out different fonts."
friend: "that semi-productive procrastination will be the thing that brings your GPA down."
by effyes September 25, 2010
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; (semicolon)

The semicolon symbol reffers to a person that almost comitted suicide but backed out in the last moment.
It's often used in tatoos and abstract artworks.
-What does your ; (semicolon) tatoo mean?
-It means that i've been through a lot, but everything is fine now.
by iChappie October 25, 2018
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Semen-sleeve

A rock hard tube sock (ankle socks are appropriate) that has caught enough dick sneezes to form a dick cast.
My god.. my girlfriend was doing my laundry and stumbled across my semen-sleeve.
by Senior BroBrah January 27, 2022
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seminal receptor

A woman who is a little bit too fond of giving oral sex.
Stephanie is a seminal receptor
by LaDeena June 11, 2006
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0 to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis.
*DAMN! I went 0 to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it 0 to semi in about 1.7!
by DaveG217 May 25, 2006
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Sema

"Sema" - Incredibly hot Turkish girl, typically demanding. Most compatible with a "David".
Sema has a cracking ass.
by IrishD June 20, 2016
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semi-conga

the third degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, semi-conga is a 3 - bad but not the worst.
"That girl I pulled last night was a mingerola."
"No way, she was worse than that. A semi-conga."
by SusieQ October 31, 2006
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