schlonga longa

A person with a long ass ding dong, dick, penis, phallus, gentalia even.

Wow, that guy in that tree has SUCH a big schlonga longa!

by David(BFDI) August 6, 2023

schlongingdingle

german term for deez nutz

big schlongingdingle

by joanbiden August 2, 2024

Schlogger

Basically a chugger, guzzler

That homo, Jake? He is such a dick schlogger, yo.

by The Twatloo from Waterloo August 12, 2024

Schlongtater

A term coined by Kyle Gouge in 2023 referring to when someone has "hit a baseball very hard"

Kyle: "He was hitting absolute Schlongtaters"

by totallynotphswords October 11, 2023

schlong

most people don't know what a schlong is, but @amplifiedpoop2 on twitter does. please go ask him to clarify if it is needed.

"amplifiedpoop2 on twitter keeps posting about schlongs"

by dumbasjax January 4, 2024

Schlodged

When someone is in the middle completing something but they get utterly obliterated. It is an onomatopoeia for the property that slush has when you step on it.

Bob was in the middle of his final projected when he got schlodged by his professor.

by untab March 1, 2024

schlodge

The wet water that comes out of slush when you step on it.

The schlodge squirted out of the slush when I stepped on it.

by untab March 1, 2024