valid like salad 

No one knows what it means. But, it's provocative... it gets the people going.

Person 1: You got 20,000 followers on Tumblr?

Person 2: yeah-
Person 1: Valid Like Salad

valid like salad by redge98 April 30, 2012

super salad 

A mythical dish of the best salad ever compiled, very sought after but has never been found. It is often confused at sit down resturants as an option.

"and would you like the soup or salad with that?"
"Yeah I want a super salad!"

super salad by Alex ander February 7, 2008

Chicken Salad

A phrase used to describe a feeling or action when you don't know how to word it. Can also be used when someone doesn't agree with the description you used. Usually said by younger kids.

Nathan: "You're not scared. You've never been afraid of anything."
Lindsay: "Okay, fine, I don't know how to explain what I think. You know what? Call it chicken salad. Either way, what I'm saying is that I just don't want to do it."

Chicken Salad by Awkward~Glances June 25, 2009

Tater Salad

A comedic story told by Ron White

"They call me Tater Salad"-Ron White

Tater Salad by Joe C April 9, 2005

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

word salad

An incoherent jumble of words, normally refers to speech observed in schizophrenia.

"And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite that’s chokin’ on the splinters"

word salad by typo December 28, 2004

jizz salad 

when you jizz on a girls pussy and eat her out

Girl: I'm so horny!
Guy: I'll give you a jizz salad!

jizz salad by hornyblvman August 1, 2010