Garnishable Ratio 

The ratio of your wages to how many kids you have essentially leaving you broke. A tool that is used by potential Baby Mama's to see how breedable you are. When trading up they are climbing that GR Ladder

Me : Damn bro. Dale's Baby Mama done left him. She climbing that Garnishable Ladder.

Paul :. What's his Garnishable Ratio ?

Me:. 5 kids on $50000. So he's 10000. Her new man got none on $100000.

Paul: Bitch be climbing that GR ladder.

Garnishable Ratio by BandanaMan🧝 May 19, 2022

Fantastic Ratio 

The ideal ratio of females to males in a super team. Generally 20% to 25% females to males. Based on the Fantastic Four created by Stan Lee. Phrase coined by Ethan Van Sciver.

"Why is The JACK Show so good?" Shane
"Because they use the fantastic ratio" Yanzi

Fantastic Ratio by Perth Comics August 3, 2022

Natural Ratio 

When your comment gets more likes than the post you commented on, but you didn't intend for that to happen.

Guy 1 makes a post on Twitter. Guy 2 comments on said post, and gets more likes than him.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you just ratio me?
Guy 2: Uh... It looks like it.
Guy 1: Why though??
Guy 2: I didn't intend to ratio you!
Guy 1: Oh. So, I guess it was just a natural ratio.

Natural Ratio by TheRandomGuy_BD August 4, 2022

Tattoo Ratio 

A phrase describing the direct correlation between the number / eccentricity of attractive tattoos and the emotional instability and un-datability of a hot person.

Yeah Jessie is hot but she’s really high on the tattoo ratio so don’t get your hopes up.

Tattoo Ratio by WordOfTheDay83 January 19, 2023

dirty ratio 

A move where a man, usually a Bulgarian takes down his pants while doing a handstand and starting a golden shower on the other guy's head

Bro, I did a dirty ratio with your sis last night and she was mad

dirty ratio by Bulga July 12, 2023

Lawsuit Ratio

Similar to common Accounting Ratios used in Financial Analysis, the Lawsuit Ratio allows for a sufficient evaluation of a decision based on legal risk related to gains. It can be evaluated in a qualitative or quantitative way, and is calculated by using the formula:

Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Chances of Lawsuit / Potential Gains

-or-

Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Current or future lawsuit projected Net Loss based on x decision / Current Revenue of x (or projected)

As LR approaches ZERO, the scenario becomes more favorable.

a. Because Jeff Bezos is an aggressive egg head and uses data for bad things, he had to settle out of court with William Sonoma.

Lawsuit ratio of Jeff Bezos selling identical products to William Sonoma = $25M Settlement / 1% of yearly revenue from those products

Astronomical Lawsuit Ratio!

b. If Bezos made a rocket to space that had ZERO negative effects on environment / ethics / or public opinion AND it was guaranteed that the net revenue per year of operation would be +$120B, then Lawsuit Ratio would be great :).

Lawsuit Ratio = Zero chance of lawsuit / $120B earnings

LR = 0 :)

Lawsuit Ratio by ovo1bro August 10, 2023

Ravioli Ratio 

The ravioli ratio is used for dining at restaurants to figure out if their ravioli dish is worth buying. For some reason lots of restaurants skimp on raviolis or over charge I have solved this problem by using this ratio. The ratio is figured out by asking the waiter how many raviolis come in the dish and diving that buy the price. If the ratio is over say $4-5 per ravioli then don’t buy it, not worth it and way over priced. The golden ratio is $3 per ravioli or under if you get lucky. Keep in mind there are small,medium(regular) and giant ravioli sizes. For small use $2 per ravioli as the landmark and for large or giant use $5 per ravioli as the landmark regular is $3.

Excuse me waiter, what is your ravioli ratio?

Waiter: “it’s $4.5 per ravioli sir”

Ravioli Ratio by Bhamel March 25, 2024