puto

supporter of vladimir putin

I am a big Puto. I love Vladimir Putin.

by putissimo March 7, 2022

putock

Jakeism meaning somebody is acting like a Screwtock.

Hey chief your a putock if you don't thank Russia is based.

by Evance033 April 15, 2022

puttential

How much fart-gas you have "saved up" to come noisily emanating with a staccato sound like an idling lawn-mower.

Da more baked beans dat you gleefully guzzle, da greater your puttential will be fairly soon afterwards.

by QuacksO May 20, 2022

puttanescant

The amazing odor from the kitchen of one making Puttanesca. This hooker or whore’s sauce is famous and healthy for all those who devour.

As I enter the kitchen, the puttanescant quaff made my stomach growl!

by Let’s have fun in the sun June 2, 2022

putio

It means asshole in samoan.

Jake: "tole that guys a putio"

by dfefw June 7, 2022

Patton

Patton is the most loyal boy you will ever meet. He is popular among all his friends and everyone considers him their best friend. Pattons are usually blond, and personified as a golden retriever. If they’re not blond, their personality is most definitely a golden retriever. They may have been hurt and are scared to open up, so they may be shy around new people. But should you ever find yourself a Patton, make sure to have deep conversations with him, for that is the way to his heart. Should you ever find a Patton, hold onto him, don’t you ever let him slip away.

1: hey who’s that guy?

2: oh that’s Patton
1: which is who??
2: the most popular, kindest boy around….(he’s also super cute)
1: broooo!!

by chickenherder August 3, 2022

Puto Slobs

A subset of slobs (PIRUs) who practice man boy-love.

Dem puto slobs over there be trippin at Riches.

by ob=y August 16, 2022