The first project initiated by a newlywed wife. All the weight that was lost first to secure a steady relationship, then to look good for the wedding is added back on with a six week time period. After the sixth week the ass grows until the wife starts having to wear sweatpants and elastic pants.
Wow (insert name here)'s ass expansion project is ahead of schedule....Ewww!
note: In mixed company sometimes it is appropriate to use the term "expansion project"
note: In mixed company sometimes it is appropriate to use the term "expansion project"
by chosney September 25, 2003
Get the Ass Expansion Projectmug. Term used to describe a girl or a girlfriend or a prosepective girlfriend with minor flaws - with the thought that they could be cleaned up they would be worth dating or going out with or even marrying...
How was your date last night?
Good, but she needs fake tits, a gym membership and a decent apartment...
Project Clean Up?
Yea....
Good, but she needs fake tits, a gym membership and a decent apartment...
Project Clean Up?
Yea....
by B. Hanback January 14, 2010
Get the Project Clean Upmug. A workplace phenomenon where resources assigned to a project are simultaneously worthless and invaluable, where the act of interacting with the project manager forces a classification.
"I know it's not something we normally do, and I know you're not responsible for it, however can you perform this backlog of clerical tasks?"
"I just don't have enough resources allocated to my team, I'm missing my deliverables and I'll need more of your time"
"I know it's not something we normally do, and I know you're not responsible for it, however can you perform this backlog of clerical tasks?"
"I just don't have enough resources allocated to my team, I'm missing my deliverables and I'll need more of your time"
Person 1: "I can't believe our PM made us attend that four hour meeting... We told them we didn't have anything to contribute, and they're telling me they need my pull request in by tomorrow because the project is behind"
Person 2:"Yup, Schrodinger's Project Manager"
Person 2:"Yup, Schrodinger's Project Manager"
by Bob Costas' Gym Teacher July 1, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's Project Managermug. Dad (who is tiling the back-splash): "FUCK THIS SHIT!"
Mom: "Alan, settle the fuck down! We don't want the neighbors to know you have project induced tourettes."
Mom: "Alan, settle the fuck down! We don't want the neighbors to know you have project induced tourettes."
by Groovy Nate April 26, 2012
Get the Project Induced Tourettesmug. For those that blame a person's influence, other than someone's own intuition, on a 'perceived enemy,' hold that conflict personally within. Where the claimant only sees something familiar to loathe/attack/hate when the influence or its premise is actually influential on themselves (directly or indirectly).
A person claiming a group of people have influence on an individual when the person claiming influence is obviously affected by many apparent groups or factors is an example of Projected Personal Paradox.
A liberal calling someone a republican based on the so called republican's inclination for pro-life when they are not in either groups.
A republican calling someone a liberal based on the so called liberal's inclination for going green when they are not in either groups.
A liberal calling someone a republican based on the so called republican's inclination for pro-life when they are not in either groups.
A republican calling someone a liberal based on the so called liberal's inclination for going green when they are not in either groups.
by WOOTr February 16, 2010
Get the Projected Personal Paradoxmug. by Tinklebooze September 16, 2019
Get the denver landscaping projectmug. Irritable Project Syndrome (IPS)
Occurs when most members of a project team get extremely crabby and short-tempered due to shifting deadlines, impossible deliverables, inadequate resources, or insurmountable constraints. Symptoms include snarky comments, mean emails, shouting matches, escalations, increased absenteeism, sleeplessness, and catatonic withdrawal. Treatment can include alcohol, complaining/venting to your peers, turning off electronic devices, long vacations, and no longer giving a damn.
Occurs when most members of a project team get extremely crabby and short-tempered due to shifting deadlines, impossible deliverables, inadequate resources, or insurmountable constraints. Symptoms include snarky comments, mean emails, shouting matches, escalations, increased absenteeism, sleeplessness, and catatonic withdrawal. Treatment can include alcohol, complaining/venting to your peers, turning off electronic devices, long vacations, and no longer giving a damn.
"Angel, I don't know how to tell you this, but I believe you suffer from Irritable Project Syndrome. But you don't have to suffer alone. "
by DanGarPrius October 21, 2016
Get the Irritable Project Syndromemug.