poon-bulge

When a womans vagina bunches up in her pants to create bulge-like form.

"When she stands up, check out her poon-bulge

by Jake T. Anderson October 31, 2006

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anti-poon

a person who ruines any chance of scoring with the oposite sex.

wow, i was about to get laid last night and then big jon showed up and was being a total anti-poon

by shady-mac January 11, 2008

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Semi-poon is used to describe what a retarded teenager would refer to as having a girl let him eat her out. It is synonymous with cunnilingus, and when referred to as "semi-poon", sounds much more intriguing than it actually is meant to sound.

JC: Guys, you won't believe this. Last night, I got semi-poon.

Guys: ...what the fuck is semi-poon?

JC: Well, you know...my girlfriend let me eat her out.

Guys: Oh. Um.....cool, I guess.

by 2muchdutch August 11, 2010

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House of Poon

1. House full of females; women, hot pussy, etc.

Walked into the House of Poon; found nothing but pussy everywhere.

by jackyamada September 19, 2009

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poon raking

A term guys use when going to the bars to (hopefully) pick up girls. Essentially, it means you
-will be getting enormous amounts of women to flock to you
and due to your "skills", you will be raking in some poon. A rake is not necessary, but may be advantageous, if the woman does not landscape herself.

"I went to the bar last night and wore my new poon raking shirt"

by Straci September 16, 2007

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poon out

To refuse to do something with friends on a perfectly good night to go out. Instead of being with your friends, you make some sort of horseshit excuse and stay at home. While you are at home, you either masturbate into the toilet or play video games in the dark. buck naked.

Last night, we called Grant to hang out, and all he did was poon out.

by mikeGee March 25, 2008

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