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Pool Cleaning

Ramming a pool cleaning aparatus into an intoxicated female's vagina until she screams out in orgasmic pain while a large group of party goers look on.
Tyler: Hey man did you hear about what Mike did to Joanna last night at the party?

Jon: Yea i heard he gave her a good pool cleaning. Good for him!
by Pobzar August 5, 2010
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Playing Pool

Euphemism for participating in an orgy.

Balls racked together at the center of the table. One ball is sent shooting straight into the crowd, inciting a frenetic scramble in which said pool balls ricochet off of each other and enter the holes at the edge of the pool table indiscriminately.
Guy 1: So do you want to play baseball? I'm up for both pitching or catching, if you get my drift.

Guy 2: Nah, I'm more into playing pool.

Guy: Huh. Never knew you were into bacchanalia.
by aegiswindstorm December 7, 2012
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pool man

A pool man is a person who cleans a pool or pools
"I saw the pool man this morning as I got the mail"
by Suckstorff December 15, 2013
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sex pool

1. A place on a coed prep school campus were students of the opposite sexes go for extralegal sexual activity. The area's original use has now long since been forgotten and is now considered a disgusting place were one in their right mind would ever visit unless they were going to preform extralegal sexual activities.
Theo- Hey Loren, The Rock gardens fucking disgusting
Loren- Yea, everyone just goes there to have sex.
Theo- Yea its a sex-pool, and the rock garden club just planted moss there so that its fucking soft on the rocks... perfect for sex
Loren- Hahah sex pool... sounds like cess pool... AND BOTH ARE DISGUSTING!!!!
Theo- true true.... j0 lets put it on urbandictionary.com!
by Anonymous May 26, 2003
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Dropping the fat kids off at the pool

"im dropping the fat kids off at the pool"
"you mean your constapated
by Danman1 June 11, 2006
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Poole

i).Parasitic Fungal Growth found at the arse end of Bournemouth. A particularly incestuous strain of chav-retard-inbreed can be found in the Upton Slum. Chav-Youths in this area spread the fungal disease by 'Bummin in the Woodses' and are known as 'Spores'. They carry AIDS and Herpes.

ii). To Shit. A Public convenience. A place to Defecate or Urinate openly.

iii). A small lake of vomit or diarrhoea.
i).Upton Spore 1: 'Oi fanzies goin' down the Upton Poole Park, killin' an animal then 'avin sum Poole-Bum-Action an' smokin a spliff, awroighter!'

Younger Half Brother Spore: Me Arsey-Hole carnt wait, Bumsy Funs!'

Stinkin' Retard Spore Mother: 'Don't fergets me incest party laters, Uncle Rimjobs iz cummin roun' . . .'

ii).I seriously need to go to Poole! ( I desperately need a shit!)

Lost Tourist: ' Are we anywhere near Poole? I'm touchin' cloth!'

iii). 'Aw Man, the dogs just done a massive Poole!'
by jdm8080 November 13, 2009
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drop the kids off at the pool

Pooping, Crapping, Droping the doodoo butter.

Also can mean mastubating in a toilet.
I'm sorry boss, I am going to be late for work, I have to drop the kids off at the pool.
by KONP December 17, 2004
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