mayson penaloza

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such a mayson penaloza

by anaydisgoofy May 15, 2023

Pessi penaldo

two good footballers who played for madrid and barca in 1642 and they invented penalties

Who created penalties?
Pessi Penaldo they were the best in 1642 at footbal

by Igotaps7 September 17, 2023

Chance Peña

a ballad/indie-folk artist known for creating “In My Room,” a song with a relatively high number of streams.

P1: “have you heard of Chance Peña?”
P2: “i haven’t. should i check them out?”

by divinityy October 23, 2023

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT LIKES PENALTIES

by GAZLESSDJFHJ January 19, 2024

Prister Penaldo

A finished camel currently hiding from Messi in the deserts of Saudi Arabia, known for statpadding against small teams in qualifiers and ghosting in world cup knockouts. Hes also the only individual to win eight instagram d'ors.

Me: Hey! Did u see Prister Penaldos penalty yesterday against Lithuania? He is such a farmer bro!
Friend: Nah bro Lithuania is a big team, unlike most in Copa america!
Me: You are such a Prister Penaldo fan!

by Honest Prister Penaldo fan February 6, 2024

pre-penance

Penance performed prior to having committed a sin. This can apply to any difficult situation or task that can't be avoided.

Friend: "I'm so sorry you're having to go through this!"
Me: "I'm counting it as pre-penance for sins I plan to commit later."

by Squirrel Carousel November 16, 2023

Crystianle Penaldo

Crystianle Penaldo is a fucking ass rigged ballon d'or stealer who doesn't deserves a single ballon do'r in fact he owes 8 ballon d'or to Lionel Messi THE GOAT. Crystianle Penaldo is a short ass fat penis shit player who can even run and he's 1000000000000000000lbs not fit at all. BASTARD CRYSTIANLE PENALDO

Crystianle Penaldo should never ever even exist in this universe, he scores 1 penalty in 5 careers of MEEEEESI.

by M8888S| November 24, 2023